Just found out I paid for more sex than an arab businessman. 刚刚才知道我花在做爱上的钱比一个阿拉伯商人还多。 Maybe this wasn't the healthiest thing I could've done tonight. 或许我今晚不应该做这么神经的事。 So

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Max, you look insanely good. 麦克斯,你今晚真美。 Thanks. Now, maybe you could repeat that to your wife, and where is she? 谢谢夸奖。要不要把这句话对你老婆复诵一遍啊,她人呢? We never got married. 我没有跟她结

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Disclaimer: this is not my T-shirt, though I am all about the girl power. 我声明:这不是我的T恤,当然我也很支持女力的啦。 Disclaimer: it's not my T-shirt either. 我声明:这也不是我的T恤。 Some nerd left it in the dr

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Well, Max, as far as the suck it plan goes, it looks like somebody sucked something. 麦克斯,你这个让人去死吧计划,没让某人死成,还自己成了你去吸吧。 Pancakes, pancake hole. He's a good guy. 煎饼,煎饼洞。他是个

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[00:02.48]Ok... 好了 [00:03.96]The X10's are online 这台X10已经连上网了 [00:06.44]Gentlemen, I am now about to send a signal from this laptop through our local ISP 先生们 接下来我要从这台笔记本发出信号 通过本地ISP [00:

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[00:27.68]checkmate 将军! [00:32.28]again?! 又来?! [00:32.64]Obviously,you're not well suited for three-dimensional chess. 很显然 你不适合玩三维国际象棋 [00:36.84]Perhaps three-dimensional candy land would be more your speed. 你的水

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[00:43.58]font color=#FAAC58简爱/font [03:39.94]我要死了 [03:42.98]I will die. 我要死了 [04:10.58]St. John? 哥哥 [04:14.06]I found her at the door. 我在门口发现她的 [04:16.38]Shes white as death. 她脸色煞白 [04:20.94]Hannah,

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[00:04.86]It tenants the carcasses of beasts, 寄身于各种动物的尸体 [00:05.46]possesses horses, wolves, great dogs. 马 狼 巨犬都可被其控制 [00:10.26]You know it only by its eyes, 全靠它幽灵一般的摄魂眼 [00:10.66]which bu

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[00:03.38]From Spanish Town, Jamaica. 从牙买加的西班牙城来 [00:05.66]And indeed I think he does come from some hot place 他确实来自那个炎热的地方 [00:07.90]because he wont take off his coat. 因为他不肯脱下外套 [00:09.74

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[00:00.48]You look ridiculous. 你看起来傻透了 [00:02.96]This game is ridiculous. 是这个游戏傻透了 [00:10.00]Excuse me, sir. 先生 打扰一下 [00:20.12]Does that creeping creature want you? 这个可憎的下人找你干什么? [00:2

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[00:06.44]I need some water. Of course. - 我需要水 - 好的 [00:11.80]Jane. 简 [01:10.04]How are you now? 现在感觉如何? [01:11.64]I will be well again soon. 过一会就没事了 [01:25.56]I know you. Youre thinking. 我了解你 你在思考

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[00:02.76]I knew a Jane Elliott. 我认识一个叫简艾略特 [00:06.04]This paper resolved my suspicion into certainty. 这张纸让我心生疑虑 [00:10.60]And so, I wrote to him. 所以 我写了信给他 [00:12.96]He told the story of a young

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[00:22.36]Jane Eyre. 简爱 [00:26.04]I thought gypsies were come. 还以为是流浪汉呢 [00:29.32]And then I saw you, and I thought, it cannot be, 然后看到了你 还在想不可能啊 [00:32.88]you are a ghost. 你不是真的吧 [00:36.04]No

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[00:01.44]Do you doubt me? 不相信我的诚意? [00:03.16]Entirely! 完全不信! [00:04.64]Your bride is Miss Ingram. - 你要娶的是英格拉姆小姐 - 英格拉姆小姐? [00:06.44]Miss Ingram? [00:07.12]She is the machine without feelings. 她

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[00:53.24]Hi. 你好 [00:55.40]Hi. 你好 [00:56.72]My name is Kent. Whats your name? 我叫Kent 你叫什么名字? [00:59.16]Daphne. Daphne [00:60.16]Daphne. Beautiful name. Daphne 很棒的名字 [01:01.64]It sounds like the name of a flower. 像一

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[00:03.52]Hey, Mom, Merry Christmas. 嗨 妈妈 圣诞快乐 [00:06.20]Yeah. 是的 [00:08.20]Listen. Actually Im sorry I didnt call you sooner. 听着 我真的很抱歉没能早点给你打电话 [00:11.20]Were actually heading out to Burma. 其实

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[00:01.70]I came here for a marker... 我是来拿回魔术笔的... [00:04.14]and Im not leaving without one! 没拿到绝不离开! [00:25.94]Kasi! Kasi! [00:29.14]That marker in your mouth, I peed on it! 你嘴里的那支笔 上面可有我的尿

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[00:04.06]# All is bright. # # 一切都充满光明 # [00:08.02]# Round you Virgin Mother and Child. # # 圣母与圣子在你的周围 # [00:15.10]# Holy infant so tender and mild. # # 圣子如此平静温和 # [00:21.98]I know how Celine Dion fee

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[00:01.70]You took what? 你做了什么? [00:03.58]I took a pregnancy test today. 我今天做了验孕测试 [00:06.46]At my moms house. It was in my sisters bag. 在我母亲家里 那东西在我姐姐的包里 [00:08.74]And I was in the bathro

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[00:17.64]Whos that? 这是谁? [00:19.04]Thats Josephine. 是Josephine [00:20.56]Everyone called her Joe. She was Kates only friend. 大家都叫她Joe 她是Kate唯一的朋友 [00:24.48]Last I heard, Joe coaches womens wrestling. 我听说 Joe在教

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