经典双语笑话 第23期:好投入啊

True Dedication! 好投入啊! Mrs. Fortesque was getting more and more worried. 福特斯克太太越来越担心。 Her husband had left for a round of golf early in the morning and by mid-afternoon he still wasn't home. 因为她先生一早出去打

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经典双语笑话 第16期:你说什么

You said what? 你说什么？ Moe, Larry and Curly had been stranded on a desert island. They were walking along disconsolately when Moe happened to kick a bottle lying in the sand. 莫伊、赖利和卷毛因船触礁搁浅而被困在一个无人荒

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经典双语笑话 第18期:瞧瞧我的袜子

Look at My Socks 瞧瞧我的袜子 Say, that's an interesting pair of socks you've got on, Charlie, one green and one red. 嘿，查理，你穿的这双袜子真有趣，一只绿色一只红色。 Yeah, and I've got another pair just like it at ho

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经典双语笑话 第19期:许个愿吧

Make a Wish！ 许个愿吧! Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread. 每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都会经过一户人家，他总是看见一个

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经典双语笑话 第20期:一位了不起的天才

A Remarkable Talent 一位了不起的天才 Did you know I could tell time by the piano? asked one friend of another. 你相信我可以由钢琴知道现在几点钟吗?一位老兄向他的朋友问道。 You're kidding, replied his companion dubi

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经典双语笑话 第21期:一个早熟的小孩

A Precocious Child 一个早熟的小孩 When the door-to-door salesman rang the doorbell of the suburban home, 当挨家挨户兜售东西的推销员按了一幢郊区房子的门铃后， he was taken a back when a 10-year-old boy opened the door

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经典双语笑话 第22期:城里来的傻瓜

City Suckers 城里来的傻瓜 Two city folk were on a drive in the country, but got completely lost. 两个城市里的老兄在一条乡间小道上开车迷了路， Pulling over next to an old farmer, they asked him if he knew the way back to th

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经典双语笑话 第24期:第二个童年期

Unit 6 Is This What They Mean by Second Childhood? 第六课 老年是人生的第二个童年期吗? An old man sees a little boy sitting on a curb, crying. 一位老人看见一个小男孩坐在路旁号啕大哭。 What's the matter, little boy?

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经典双语笑话 第25期:特别来宾

A Special Guest 特别来宾 A lawyer finds himself at the Pearly Gates at the same time as the pope. 一位律师发现他和某教宗一起到达天堂的珍珠门， Both men are allowed to enter heaven, 两个人都被允许进入天堂。 and th

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经典双语笑话 第26期:好运跟着保险来

Talk about Luck 好运跟着保险来 For the last time, I don't want any insurance ! said the harassed householder to the salesman 这是最后一次了，我不要买任何保险!被骚扰的房主对推销员说道。 Just a moment, sir. Please co

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经典双语笑话 第27期:多谢了,班长

Thanks a Lot Sarge 多谢了，班长 The sergeant had just completed the morning inspection of the troops. 一位班长刚完成部队晨间检查。 Before I dismiss you, there's just one announcement. Private Kowalski, your mother is dead. Dismiss

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经典双语笑话 第28期:结局好的就是好

All's Well That Ends Well 结局好的就是好 Three rather deaf friends met on a street corner. 三个重听很严重的朋友在街角碰面。 Windy today, isn't it? said the first. 今天风好大，不是吗?第一个说。 No, it's Thursday, s

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经典双语笑话 第29期:你认为你有问题吗

And You Think You've Got Problems? 你认为你有问题吗? Boy, have I got problems! the man said to the psychiatrist. 乖乖，我真的有毛病了!一位老兄对精神病医生说道。 Go ahead and tell me about them 继续说，告诉我你的问

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经典双语笑话 第30期:我的牙齿好痛喔

Now That Hurts 我的牙齿好痛喔! The world's cheapest man finally went to the dentist to have his teeth fixed, 一个非常吝啬的守财奴终于去牙科看牙齿。 Well, sir, said the dentist, 先生，牙医说道， I'm afraid you've wait

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经典双语笑话 第17期:哦，你做的真好

Oh，good job 哦，你做的真好 Moe, Larry, and Curly were wandering in the Arabian desert when they were captured by a band of ferocious Bedouin. 莫伊。赖利和卷毛三个傻瓜走在阿拉伯沙漠中时，一群残暴的贝都因人把他们

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经典双语笑话 第31期:听起来还算公平

Sounds Fair 听起来还算公平 A woman was reporting event reporting to her husband about the events of the day. 一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。 Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company. 哦，另外我

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经典双语笑话 第32期:你能不能快一点

Could You Hurry It up a little? 你能不能快一点? A man and his wife were cleaning out the attic when the husband found an ancient receipt. 一对夫妇正在清理阁楼，这时先生发现一张过期很久的旧收据。 Hey, Nancy, look at

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经典双语笑话 第33期:不要被逮着了

Don't Get Caught 不要被逮着了! Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck. 在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。 No,nothing today,b

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经典双语笑话 第34期:学习共同分享

Learning to Share 学习共同分享 Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, 强尼把一块派一分为二， kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister. 把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。 Hey, said

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经典双语笑话 第35期:小孩子真了不起

Aren't Kidss Wonderful ? 小孩子实在了不起! Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny. 妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。 Little Johnny was full of questions as usual: What's an emergency brake, Mommy? 小强尼

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