时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


英语课

 Don't Get Caught 不要被逮着了!


Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd had any luck. 在森林保护区内,有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。
"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday.  “今天什么也没有,不过你应该昨天来见我才是。
I caught fourteen bass 1 in the morning and another twelve in the afternoon!" 昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼,下午钓了十二尾呢!”
"Well, that's very interesting. “哦,那相当不错嘛。
 Do you know who I am?" 你知道我是谁吗?”
"No." “不知道。”
"I happen to be the game warden 2." “我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”
"Oh.And do you know who I am? “哦,那你又知道我是谁吗?
I'm the biggest liar 3 you ever laid eyes on." 我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”
1.preserve 保护;维护;禁区
例句:People smoke fish to preserve them.
人们把鱼熏制一下以便保存。
2.stroll 漫步;流浪;转悠
例句:I used to stroll along the beach on Sundays.
我过去常在星期天沿海滩散步。
3.warden 负责人;管理员
例句:Instinctively 4 I knew he was the game warden.
凭直觉,我知道他是个护猎员。
4.liar 说谎的人;骗子
例句:She laid about him, calling him a liar and a cheat.
她攻击他, 说他说谎、 是个骗子。

n.男低音(歌手);低音乐器;低音大提琴
  • He answered my question in a surprisingly deep bass.他用一种低得出奇的声音回答我的问题。
  • The bass was to give a concert in the park.那位男低音歌唱家将在公园中举行音乐会。
n.监察员,监狱长,看守人,监护人
  • He is the warden of an old people's home.他是一家养老院的管理员。
  • The warden of the prison signed the release.监狱长签发释放令。
n.说谎的人
  • I know you for a thief and a liar!我算认识你了,一个又偷又骗的家伙!
  • She was wrongly labelled a liar.她被错误地扣上说谎者的帽子。
adv.本能地
  • As he leaned towards her she instinctively recoiled. 他向她靠近,她本能地往后缩。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He knew instinctively where he would find her. 他本能地知道在哪儿能找到她。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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Alaska roll
Anemone schantungensis
antimonopolism
antiunion
arisaema ambiguum engl.
arithmetical interpolation
automatic rheostat
auxoautotrophic
Bashmakovskiy Rayon
beam form
beglamors
Benedict-Osterberg's method
binary number system
binocular vision
bubble axis length
Catalan numbers
chopped fiber reinforced composite
chromatoplast
cine deresi
clinical microscopy
commercially saleable
conduceable
contradictory concept
Coparvex
counterpunching
d.phil.s
dance-dramas
DC testing of cables
Dendrobium heterocarpum
depressive realism
disorganizedly
disturbance of intelligence
downregulate
E-cruit
emerald creeper
epidauruss
family orectolobidaes
fertility cult
finite jumps
flute diaphragm
fog cabinet
frisoli
gene contamination
genus Spartina
glassed in
goal priority
grape ending
grid values
Gurdhām
heavy-current relay
high-tidest
Kanjar
keel arch
kreeses
Levitt, William
mahsman
mascoma l.
Mathura(Muttra)
maximum turning length
micrornas
millerwise
moon rocks program
nacre mother of pearl
open loop numerical control system
overpolishes
party liner
phorminx
phthalandione
polit-
pre-phylloxera
problem date of onset
propenzolate
protonephridium
radio communication for shunting
range of speed control
regist
riboflavin deficiency
Rilchingen-Hanweiler
roadside vegetation
sand and dust test chamber
satn.
Scutellaria honanensis
sealing alloy
self-restoring relay
Sir Humphrey Gilbert
specific audit objective
stavewood
Stokes drift
summing-ups
Theodotus The Gnostic
toe of frog
TPin'
ultimate sacrifices
uniformly continuous mapping
Verndale
want-to-do
wasserman reactions
web rings
Whitehouse
y'all's
yalong
zixiu