Welcome back.Thank you.All right,So,Kinda thrilled to be here. 欢迎回来谢谢现在感到很兴奋吗 Just a little bit.So you are just back from Afghanistan,first of all 是有点兴奋你们都刚从阿富汗回国首先呢 I'm so happy to

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艾伦脱口秀第319期:最后一个吻

That's true,though you can look at me like it's not 真的虽然你可以用不相信的眼光看我 I'm Taylor Swift,I would like to be dating with blank.Nobody 我是Taylor Swift 我想跟谁约会没人 I'm Taylor Swift,my publicist told me to s

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艾伦脱口秀第333期:情同一家

He does not wear it for everybody,not anymore,not to work,not anymore 他并不会对所有人都穿那个东西不会啦也不会戴着它上班 But no,he does not,he has said I dont' konw whether it's to set up punkings in the future 不他不是

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艾伦脱口秀第331期:重整旗鼓

Uh,you know I...It was all happening so fast,I did not know where it was going 其实我这事发生的太快了我不知道会变成这样 Uh-huh,mostly I was worried that Charlie was going to die,that was the big fear for me.yeah 嗯嗯我主要担

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艾伦脱口秀第332期:喜欢这种说法

Now you have seen that thing，you have seen that thing 你看过他的那个东西吧你看过他的那个东西吧 You have seen it.Yes,I have seen that thing 你看到了是的看到了 I love referring to it as that thing by the way,that's wha

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艾伦脱口秀第334期:爱情使你盲目

We are back with Jon Cryer.So now I assume Ashton,he probably doesn't know every single thing that Demi has been in 欢迎回来这是Jon Cryer 我想Ashtoon很可能不清楚跟Demi合作过的每个人 But did he know that you had worked with his

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艾伦脱口秀第335期:成为众人的焦点

All right boy,first of all I have to say,what a brave brave human being you are 首先我必须得说你是一个非常非常勇敢的人 Thank you.Because for so many reasons and then to be this lightening rod right now that is getting all this att

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艾伦脱口秀第336期:想办法解决问题

One of my girlfriend had a transgendered male friend 我一个女性朋友有一个变性后的男朋友 and I remember thinking you know he must feel like I do,but way worse 我想他的感受应该跟我差不多或者更糟糕 I knew we were like

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艾伦脱口秀第337期:改变你的情绪

I think I'm,I mean in really kind of stereotypical,you know different male and femal way 我比较倾向于传统固定的男女思维方式 I think I am probably more like want to fix things a little less emotional,a little bit more there's a proble

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艾伦脱口秀第338期:潜在的危险

and that for most people those two things are connected.So you don't even think about it,right 对很多人来说这两部分是结合在一起的无需再考虑其它是的 You just assume if you are a boy,you feel like,you are supposed to feel l

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艾伦脱口秀第339期:感到非常骄傲

All right,you don't even know about this,we are back with Chaz Bono and we have somebody on the phone right now 你不知道有这个电话欢迎回来我们嘉宾是Chaz Bono 现在有人电话正在线 Okay,hello,hello.Cher,yeah.It's your mom 好啊

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艾伦脱口秀第340期:接受真正的你

I would be at the first doctor,I will make the laundry lesson to be the first doctor 我将是他的第一个医生会从洗衣开始学习成为他的第一位医生 This is not happening to me,so I can't imagine how you live your whole life 这我都

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艾伦脱口秀第348期:飞跃疯人院

We are back with Brad Pitt.and so Brad I have to thank you in person for doing this 我们回来和Brad Pitt继续聊 Brad 我要以个人名义感谢你今天过来 So we moved here a couple of years ago,we've been on this lot a couple of years 我们

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艾伦脱口秀第349期:享受二人世界

Is that what the house is like,In the morning time in our house 你家跟疯人院一样早上的时候是的 Right,cause that's,it's.you're just awake screaming for a cigarette 是啊因为这你醒了一心想抽根烟 and someone's doing ballet

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艾伦脱口秀第350期:悄无声息的援手

Not a month,but like a few weeks 也不至于一个月就几个星期吧 we find our,we find our time,we carve out Monny-daddy time,it's not mommy-daddy time 我们找到我们找到了自己的时间我们挤出了爸妈独处时间其实那不叫

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艾伦脱口秀第357期:胜利之光

And tell me who you're talking about.At my chiropractor and in the waiting room 然后要告诉我你在说谁在按摩师的等候室里 I found the perfect man,he is seriously many different kinds of yummy 我看见了这个完美的男人他真的

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艾伦脱口秀第351期:自由的国度

We are back with Brad Pitt and I know you've talked about this before 回来和Brad Pitt继续聊我知道你过去谈到过这件事 So I just want to say I appreciate the statement when people ask you and Angie when you're getting married,you've s

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艾伦脱口秀第346期:喜欢你的电影

You look handsome,thank you,you too.you look great and I'm so happy that you are here 你看起来很帅谢谢你也是你起色不错很高兴看到你来 and I wanna catch up with,I haven't seen you really in a long time 我想跟你叙叙旧真

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艾伦脱口秀第345期:搞定一切需求

Rene showler from Yukon Okalahoma send this in.I took this photo at a bank near where I live in Okalahoma 奥克拉荷马州育空市的Rene showler发来照片我在住所附近的银行拍下这张照片 This is their sign,says InterBank F all you

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艾伦脱口秀第365期:最好的合作伙伴

Hi,Hi sweetheart.How are you Paula,I'm great.Good,Simon how are you,I'm great,thank you. 嗨你好啊甜心你好吗Paula 我很好太好了你呢 Simon 我很好谢谢 Good,I'm so happy to see you all together again.This is actually,uhh,I real

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