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英语笑话：School Jokes

The mother says to her daughter, Did you enjoy your first at school? The daughter answers, First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow? Principal: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：黑人英语

Unit2 Black English 第二节 黑人英语 The black couple already had eight children, 一对黑人夫妇已有八个小孩， and Lula May was pregnant with her ninth. 而鲁拉梅又怀了第九个小孩, Finally she convinced her husband to get a

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(22) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话之《吝啬鬼请客》《精神病患者》

The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot. Why use my elbow and f

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(43) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

笑话里看有关性的英语表达方法

看美国的性感论，常会遇到有趣的jokes 。这里就从此处取材，先从简单的以Bargain Counter（特价品专柜）为题的笑话说起。 He: Are you free tonight? She: No, but I'm inexpensive. 他问：你今晚有空吗？可是

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(31) / 评论(0) 分类 英语阅读理解

英语笑话听力+文本：该来的账单还是会来的

【生词预览】 rotten腐朽的，sit on位于，extract拔出 【笑话原文】 Bills Still Keep Coming I tried to replace the rotten post that the mailbox sat on, but saved the beloved old box. I managed to extract all but one of the rusty nail

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(38) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：我不会伤害你的

【生词预览】 parrot鹦鹉，beak（鸟类的）嘴，trim修剪，apt易于 【笑话原文】 I Wont Hurt You One day, a man brought in an African Grey Parrot to have its beak and wings trimmed. The owner warned that the bird disliked these pr

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(44) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：serious chat 严肃的聊天

Alice 和Monica正在促膝谈心，这可是很罕见的。 Alice问：你认为你最大的缺点是什么？ Monica说：我不得不承认我最大的缺点是虚荣。有时候我坐在镜子前面就只是欣赏自己的脸。 Alice说：那不要

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(36) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：A boy with a big head 大头娃娃

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。 别听他们的，他母亲安慰道，你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买二十磅土豆来。 购物袋在哪儿？ 没购物袋了----就用

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(33) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：looking for a companion 找个伴侣

一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣： 我要找一个娇小可爱的，喜爱水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。 电脑回复是： 娶一只企鹅。

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(39) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：No Problem 没问题

A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. How can I help you? asked the stylist. I went for a hair transplant, the guy explained, but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(45) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：惩罚的原因

Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do. The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher abou

发表于:2019-02-01 / 阅读(32) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：不想错过

【生词预览】 sit-down坐着由服务员送来吃的，across对面，stare盯着 【笑话原文】 Dont Want to Miss It A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(28) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：三个醉汉

【生词预览】 drunk醉汉／喝醉了的，argue争论，settle解决 【笑话原文】 Drunks Two drunks were walking along. One drunk said to the other, What a stunning night, look at the moon. The other drunk stopped and looked at his drunk

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(31) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：能信任吗

【生词预览】 delight使愉快，spot发现，honor system诚信制度 【笑话原文】 Can Be Trusting? Everything about country customs delighted my neighbors who had moved to our small town from the city. Then one day they spotted a sign, F

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(39) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：梦寐以求的工作

【生词预览】 test测试，list列出，sternly严厉地 【笑话原文】 My Dream Job I found a dream jobtesting computer games. My first day at work I was listing testing plans in an Excel program when my manager walked by. He looked at my s

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(25) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：有想象力的人

【生词预览】 hire雇用， personnel主管人事的，discover发现，imagination想象力 【笑话原文】 Somebody with Imagination Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office. What is

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：我可不能让他跑了

【生词预览】 male雄性的，female雌性的，crab 螃蟹，sideways从一侧，immediately马上 【笑话原文】 I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight ins

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(31) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：我能杀了小乌龟吗？

【生词预览】 turtle 乌龟，sorrowfully悲伤地，tissue paper卫生纸、面巾纸，burial ceremony葬礼 【笑话原文】 Can I kill it？ Mommy, my turtle is dead, little Jack sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her i

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(31) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：我们不卖给金发女人

【生词预览】 appliance store 家用电器商店，blonde 金发碧眼女人，dye 染色， disguise 化妆／假扮，frustrated 沮丧的，exclaim （由于痛苦、愤怒）呼喊 【笑话原文】 We Don't Sell to Blondes A blonde went to

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(27) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：我量了一下

【生词预览】 carpenter木匠，evidence证据，witness目击，idiot白痴，measure测量 【笑话原文】 I Measured It A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the ac

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(71) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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