时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

一个单身汉要电脑为他找个完美的伴侣:



“我要找一个娇小可爱的,喜爱水上运动又喜欢群体活动的伴侣。”



电脑回复是: “娶一只企鹅。”

 











学英语单词
above - the - line promotion
abscissas
all the
Apodidae
ashab
atomichran
barring mechanism
battue
Bol'shenarymskoye
Breteuil-sur-Noye
bridging joist
Bürgeln
canopy manual operating bandle
cascade form network
casebound
catalyst geometry
centro-alveolar cells
change of shoreline
chocolate-flavored
Cliveden set
combined to the grid
come up through the ranks
complete frost
conjugate differential operator
creature-features
cumbrians
dealamation
dhol
disengaging
dumbnut
dye binding technique
echoendoscope
edison electrode process
engine failure sensing and shut-down system
ethylene hydroxy sulfuric acid
funicular railway car
gage vessel
gainage
gas-bag
glaum
Hampton County
helium-cadmium laser
high resistance barrier
horizontal fine boring machine
hydrofluoric efher
hydroxyanthraquinones
icicle
Jones number
Khudumelapye
large pore gel
lefrak
light well
logical arguments
logistic manoeuvre
Low Middling
maer
magneto- bremsstrahlung
make a promise
marginal private costs
martial artist
massacre of the innocents, Massacre of the Innocents
medial-lateral
meteor train
milmore
monocrystalline silicon
Morescos
never let go
nummers
oplismenus hirtellus
particle orientation
phaeographina lecanographa pleiospora
phthalylsulfamerazine
plastic theory
prodromi
pseudolabrus japonicus
puch
punctuation symbol
reamplification
section correlogram
secundly
seven thousand
sheenless
split pea
stadtholdership
stick zone
terminal care
throw a new light
transmediums
turning strickle
two-reaction method
ultrasonic cosmesis
underlocks
unit bipyramid
uplifter
upper air flight
vacuum absorbing tape buffer
variable filtration
verbal criticism
vywe
water metering
whip someone or something into something
zune