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英语笑话：Did you hear about ...?

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words blind, deaf, saw, heard an

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

英语笑话：English Joke - Factory Workers

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, I can make the boss give me the day off. The man replies, And how would you do that? The woman says, Just wait and see. She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, What are

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

英语笑话听力+文本：听到那样真令人难过

Unit4 Sorry to hear that 第四节听到那样真令人难过 A foreign visitor touring the great American West came across an Indian with his ear pressed to the ground. 一位外国游客到美国大西部游览，碰到一个印第安人把耳朵紧贴

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(34) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Guess 猜测

Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. Hesaid ， GuesshowmanycakesIhaveinthisbox. Headded,GuesscorrectlyandI'llgiveyoubothofthem! Notes: 1.Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. 一个男人遇到他朋友时正巧拿着一个盒子。 2.Hesaid ，

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(40) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：他真是个大人物

【生词预览】 maintenance 维修， cemetery 墓地 【笑话原文】 HeIsReallySomebody --Myunclehas1000menunderhim. --Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo? --Amaintenancemaninacemetery. 【中文译文】 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(27) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：drink coffee 喝咖啡

drink coffee One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts a lot. What do you suggest I do? The doctor replied, Just take the spoon out of your cup. Notes: 1. One guy said to his doctor, Every time I drink coffee, my right

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(37) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Chicken soup 鸡汤

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, I don't like chicken soup, bring something else. The hospital worker said, It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it. Regardless, the patient refused to ea

发表于:2019-01-21 / 阅读(36) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：医生比你懂的多

【生词预览】 cab 出租车， hit 碰撞 【笑话原文】 KnowsBetter Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor: Ithinkthatheisveryill. Iamafraidthatheisdead.saidthedoctor. Hearingth

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(39) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：他是我的儿子

【生词预览】 nightmare 噩梦， man 操纵， tot 幼儿 【笑话原文】 That sMySon It severyairplanepassenger snightmare gettingstucknearacryingbaby.Iwasmanningtheticketcounteratabusyairportwhenthesoundofacryinginfantfilledtheair.Asthenex

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(38) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：他为什么不能走

【生词预览】 speaker作讲话的人，hear out听完 【笑话原文】 Why He Couldnt Leave? There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(29) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：困惑的店员

【生词预览】 perplexed困惑的，lade with装满，errand差事 【笑话原文】 The Perplexed Clerk Heavily laden with groceries, my wife asked a young clerk at the grocery store to accompany her to her car. Arriving there, she opened the d

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(43) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Poisonous snakes 毒蛇

A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. The son asks, Dad，are we poisonous snakes? The father replies proudly, Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do you ask son? Because DAD, I just bit my tongue!! 一个阳光明媚的下午，

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(39) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Six or Twelve?六还是十二?

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that shed like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces shed like to have it cut into: six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I dont think I could ever eat twelve. 一位金

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(35) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：绳子还是公牛？

【生词预览】 ox牛，out of缺少 【笑话原文】 Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(44) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：吝啬鬼的生日派对

【生词预览】 notorious声名狼藉的，cheap skate 吝啬鬼 【笑话原文】 The Mean Mans Party The notorious cheap skate was explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. W

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(30) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Computer problem电脑问题

Computer problem 电脑问题 I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, w

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Life after death死后重生

Life after death 死后重生 Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. Yes, Sir. the new recruit replied.Well, then, that makes everything just fine, the boss went on. After you left early yesterday to go to your grand

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(38) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Work closer to home 离家近一点上班

[00:15.18]Work closer to home 离家近一点上班 [00:20.87]词汇扫描 [00:25.42]commute [k?'mju:t] 通勤 [00:28.53]got old 变老 [00:31.56]stuck [st?k] 被卡住 [00:34.86]over the edge 到了边上 [00:39.79]英文原文 [00:41.59]My friend's

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Pink Suit Sale(粉红西装卖出去了)

[00:15.54]Pink Suit Sale [00:17.35]粉红西装卖出去了！ [00:20.34]When the store manager [00:21.43]returned from lunch, [00:22.78]he noticed his clerk's hand [00:24.43]was bandaged, [00:25.64]but before he could ask [00:27.03]about the bandage

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Bad news and good news(好消息和坏消息)

An artist asked the gallery owner [00:23.29]if there had been any interest [00:25.29]in his paintings currently on display. [00:28.00]I've got good news and bad news, [00:30.03]the owner replied. [00:31.42]The good news is that [00:32.56]a gentleman

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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