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英语笑话：Doctor Jokes

The patient says, Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. The doctor says, Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. mug = cup The patient says, Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attent

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 2011年ESL之就医和人际交往

英语笑话：Two More Riddles

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

发表于:2018-12-03 / 阅读(44) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：A Raise 加薪

ARaise Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsdoingtwomen'sworkforoneman'spay.NowIwantaraise. Theemployerreplied,Well,Ican'tgiveyouaraise,butifyou'lltellmewhotheothermanis,I'llfirehim. Notes: 1.Anempolyeesaidtohisboss,I'vebeenhereforsixyearsd

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(45) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：eating grass 吃草

eating grass A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! The woman says, Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! Notes: 1. After

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(36) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话选(1)

English Jokes Selections (1) 一 Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to th

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(50) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

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English Jokes Selections (2) 五 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said:

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(81) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

英语笑话听力+文本：Angel Frost 天使的冷淡

[00:42.18]frost 冰冻 [00:46.29]beverage 液体饮料 [00:49.71]brunch 早午餐 [00:53.93]blender 搅拌机 [01:00.89]SERVINGS 4-6 4-6人份 [01:04.91]CATEGORY Beverages 类别：饮料 [01:09.21]PREP 5 min. 准备：5分钟 [01:13.59]TOTAL 5 min. 共

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(41) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：In the middle of nowhere这到底是哪？

[00:25.23]divert 攺道 [00:28.12]approach 接近 [00:31.13]be familiar with 熟悉 [00:35.09]英文原文 [00:36.92]Stormy weather diverted our Dallas-bound flight to another airport. [00:40.53]As we approached the runway, the pilot came on the inte

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Keep driving my truck继续开我的卡车

[00:24.95]under his belt 带着（经验） [00:29.30]dash 打碎 [00:33.29]sympathize 同情 [00:36.63]英文原文 [00:38.21]With several years of Army National Guard duty under his belt, [00:42.02]my roommate applied for officer training. [00:44.2

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(39) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Not a diving day这不是潜水的天

[00:25.76]offshore 海面的 [00:29.80]derrick barge 吊杆起重驳船 [00:35.57]decompression chamber 减压舱 [00:40.79]suit 衣服 [00:45.22]英文原文 [00:46.77]As a commercial diver in the offshore oil fields of the Gulf of Mexico, [00:50.52

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：That's Creative有创意

[00:17.80]That's Creative 有创意 [00:25.63]词汇扫描 [00:29.75]have a word with 与商谈 [00:34.44]tardiness ['tɑ:dinis] 缓慢 [00:37.75]unacceptable ['?n?k'sept?bl] 无法接受的 [00:41.99]英文原文 [00:43.43]Being the office superviso

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(59) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Express mail快递

[00:28.86]landed ['l?ndid] 获取 [00:32.04]covet ['k?vit] 垂涎 [00:35.17]celebrate ['selibreit] 庆祝 [00:38.50]urgent ['?:d??nt] 紧急的 [00:41.34]英文原文 [00:44.24]After my wife landed a coveted job offer from DHL, [00:48.29]we went out

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(35) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Would you care to hold?要等一会吗?

[00:29.07]pro [pr?u] 熟手 [00:31.96]英文原文 [00:33.92]There I was, my first day On the Job as a receptionist, [00:37.23]handling one phone call after another like an old pro, [00:40.87]when an employee stopped by my desk. [00:43.39]Have you ev

发表于:2019-02-15 / 阅读(170) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Mental deficiency(智力缺陷)

[00:13.73]Mental deficiency [00:16.10]智力缺陷 [00:19.02]Would you mind telling me, Doctor, [00:22.09]Bob asked... [00:23.67]how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody [00:28.05]who appears completely normal? [00:31.34]Nothing is easier, he r

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(52) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Beware of Dog!(小心有狗)

[00:13.88]Beware of Dog! [00:16.14]小心有狗! [00:18.98]As a stranger entered a little country store, [00:23.11]he noticed a sign warning, [00:26.15]Danger! Beware of dog! [00:29.59]posted on the glass door. [00:32.12]Inside, he noticed a harmless

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(66) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Five Hundred Times(五百遍)

[00:14.05]Five Hundred Times [00:15.50]五百遍 [00:17.47]In the traffic court [00:18.29]of a large mid-western city, [00:20.54]a young lady [00:21.58]was brought before the judge [00:23.14]to answer a ticket [00:24.48]given her [00:25.30]for drivin

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(90) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：I hung him up to dry(我把他吊起来让他晾干)

[00:15.33]I hung him up to dry [00:17.32]我把他吊起来让他晾干 [00:20.62]Jim and Mary were both patients [00:22.66]in a Mental Hospital. [00:24.32]One day while they were walking [00:26.10]by the hospital swimming pool, [00:27.93]Jim suddenl

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：Your horse called(你的马打电话来了)

A guy is reading his paper [00:20.69]when his wife walks up behind him [00:23.18]and smacks him [00:23.99]on the back of the head [00:25.12]with a frying pan. [00:26.85]He asks, What was that for? [00:29.28]She says, [00:30.66]I found a piece of pape

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(93) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话听力+文本：你可以跟他们中的任何一个人结婚

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend [00:25.52]and tells her father she wants to marry him. [00:28.60]After talking to him for a while, [00:31.22]he tells his daughter she can't do it [00:33.67]because he's her half brother. [00:36.69]The same pr

发表于:2019-02-22 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - Call Me a Taxi

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

发表于:2019-02-26 / 阅读(120) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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