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eating grass A man and a woman start to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes, the man gets up and says, Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! The woman says, Me，too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes! Notes: 1. After
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bill A White House assistant asked the President this question. She said, What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, sir? He replied, Shhhhh, keep it down. Justpay it! Notes: 1. A White House assistant asked the President this question. 一个白
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If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. He died sixty years later. 你如果拒绝和我结婚，他发誓说，我就要死。她拒绝了他。六十年以后，他死了。
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One student to another: How are your English lessons coming along? Fine. I used to be the one who couldn't understand Englishmen, and now it's Englishmen who can't understand me. 一位学生对另一位说：你的英语最近学的怎么样了？ 很好，我过去不懂英国人
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At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, A son of mine on the stage? It's a disgrace! he wailed. What if the neighbors find out? I'll change my name, the comic-to-be volunteered. Change your
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Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite. New boy: (apologetically) Sir Erbert Arris. 老师：（对一位新生说）小同学，你叫什
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一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把煤全都
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第一则：聪明的儿子 One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope. After the son comes back, the father asks him: Yo
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Where Have You Been? 你去哪儿了? Once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. 古时候，有个人总是忘事。 One day, he went out with his little son. 一天，他带着小儿子出门。 He was so happy that he put the son
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The Requirements of the Job 工作要求 In this job we need someone who is responsible. 我们这项工作需要负责的人。 I'm the one you want. 我就是你们要找的人。 On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was respo
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Blonde Detectives 美女侦探 [00:13.26]Blonde Detectives [00:25.02]美女侦探 [00:33.00]词汇扫描 [00:37.19]interrogate 询问 [00:44.35]suspect 嫌疑犯 [00:50.11]profile 侧面 [00:56.11]fluster 惊惶失措 [01:02.75]flash 晃一下 [01:05
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Truly American scholar 果然是美国学者 [00:07.29]Listen and Share [00:11.44]Truly American scholar 果然是美国学者 [00:24.64]词汇扫描 [00:28.46]involve 与有关 [00:31.85]history archive 历史档案馆 [00:36.26]station 驻扎 [00:3
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[00:24.82]used-car 二手车 [00:28.53]in great condition 情况不错 [00:32.47]feign 假装 [00:37.10]英文原文 [00:38.01]My son, a used-car dealer, [00:39.77]showed his customer a 2005 Chevy in great condition. [00:43.20]And it's only $7, 000,
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[00:07.23]Listen and Share [00:10.53]Wrinkle-free 免熨 [00:20.52]词汇扫描 [00:24.89]grab [gr?b] 抓住 [00:27.75]iron ['ai?n] 烫衣服 [00:31.23]tag [t?g] 标签 [00:34.20]wrinkle-free ['ri?kl][fri:] 防皱的 [00:37.49]英文原文 [00:39.55]
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[00:28.63]annual ['?nju?l] 年度的 [00:31.86]summon ['s?m?n] 召唤 [00:35.31]perturb [p?'t?:b] 非常焦虑 [00:38.59]vet [vet] 兽医 [00:41.76]英文原文 [00:44.37]Shortly after graduating from veterinary school, [00:48.13]I rode with my mothe
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[00:15.12]Collateral [00:16.79]抵押品 [00:34.55]词汇扫描 [00:38.57]collateral 抵押品 [00:46.54]cover 足以抵消 [00:52.36]pickup 皮卡车 [00:59.91]teepee 印弟安圆形帐篷 [01:08.09]withdraw 提取（存款） [01:16.80]An old India
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[00:28.59]pretend [pri'tend] 假装 [00:31.88]concerning [k?n's?:ni?] 关于 [00:35.03]portray [p?:'trei] 描绘 [00:38.67]shock [??k] 冲击 [00:42.21]英文原文 [00:44.10]For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls [00:47.95]an
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[00:31.14]ailment 小病小痛 [00:34.07]exasperated 使生气或不耐烦 [00:39.08]英文原文 [00:41.05]A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. [00:44.38]Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people [00:48.08]describing their ai
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