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英语笑话：English Joke - A Good Dancer

English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(46) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

英语笑话：English Joke - The Second Opinion

English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(39) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）

笑话：I'm sure it is fresh 我保证它很新鲜

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(37) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：When a Tiger comes老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(28) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Five Hundred Times 五百遍

In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a scho

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(72) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Your horse called 马打电话

Your horse called 你的马打电话来了 A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(75) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：好消息＆坏消息！

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

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英文笑话：It worked 真的有效！

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, t

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(67) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：Honest？诚实吗？

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(44) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：你是怎么引起洪水的？

How did you start the flood? 你是怎么引起洪水的？ A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied,

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(57) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：a boy with a big head 大头娃娃

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(35) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：你停止打你老婆了吗?

This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations． “I want‘

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英文笑话：How Long, Doctor? 要多久，医生？

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. Uh, I hadn't really th

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(41) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：two seats 我需要用两个座位

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英文笑话：Poisonous snakes 毒蛇

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英文笑话：Talking clock 会说话的钟

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(44) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚

You can marry any one of them One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英文笑话：哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊?

How could anyone stoop so low? Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should

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英文笑话：Speeding 超速

Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolma

发表于:2019-01-02 / 阅读(100) / 评论(0) 分类 英文笑话

英语笑话听力+文本：你是踢什么位置的？

【生词预览】 shin 胫骨， umptieth 第无数次的 【笑话原文】 WhatPositionDoYouPlay? AfterIhadinjuredoneofmyshinsfortheumptiethtime,mydoctorsuggestedIwearsomesortofprotection.RememberingtheshinguardsIworewhenIplayedsoccerover60yearsag

发表于:2019-01-22 / 阅读(28) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话（MP3+文本）
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