时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
abortins
age-wise
answer phone
Bedrich Smetana
bleughs
budgetary overhead
capital shares apportionment
carbonblack master batch
characteristic-function
chloropids
class switch
clitty litter
competent department
contempts of congress
countersun
cross-bars
curl-pated
deprecates
diglycosyldiacylglycerol
dipping method
dirickson
drop boxes
drum iron
economic clerk
eddy diffusion term
esim
ex post
faikes
Ferrarias
ferrous sulfate dosimetry
flunks out
four-pole singleow
genus Didelphis
grid bias detection
gynecology & obstetrics
hanging tube
Hellenic Republic, the
high-temperature chemistry of inorganic material
ignition-point
ILAS (interrelated logic accumulating scanner)
incoming profits
indicating micrometer
kabolins
ladlefor smelting
legal investments
Lichtensteig
liquidnesses
local electroretinogram
longitudinal joint
magnetically active substance
make preparations for
meliorized
mellays
middle ages
monothetic semigroup
motor protein
multiple register accounting machines
multiple utilization
musculus abdominalis
Neodiprion abietis
non-branch
numeral value
optical fiber sensors
pedipalpal coxa
potchefstrooms
radio transceiver
rampone
ratchet punch
recolours
representent
rere-ban
revaluateion of data
rootsy
sales letters
sampling servo-mechanism
scissure
scoopula
self-commutated
slipsticks
sodium selective electrode
special airlift request
spiral electron beam
squeezed course
stained-glass
stairwells
statement of actual and estimated revenue
steam-table
stemphylium trifolii graham
stonemen
stripper trap
sulfanilamide crystal
thalassin
theory of radioactive decay
tolyl-acetic acid
unprotections
vindication
walling off
water hammer action
word booty
Working-area