时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
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acute bisectrix
Agram
airline dispatcher
anatids
Andornaktalya
arming presses
art print
ash content stabilization ratio
attente
avibirnavirus infectious bursal disease virus of fowl
ball handler
bed load deflecting sill
bildad
bonneys
card image format
Centrino Atom
cinemax
compensated optical fiber
completion time
conglobated
conjuress
control program generation
Cotinus
craigiasis
desyl
dilute phase roasting
division tracheophytas
effective purchaser
electric conduction type flame detector
essayer
faberge
falconiform
fern
fibre-covered plywood
forsooks
Gallo-Italian
genitally mutilates
ground/air communication
growing steers
hafjell
heckathorn
Home Digital
Hughes'metal
hyperspherical
ideal standard cost
identity relator
indio
internal incentive
intra-office connection
irrigation water quality standard
Kanfarandé
kernel vector space
leg sign
Lingby
main pollution source
mangwendes
Max Simon
mechanical oscillating conveyor
mickiela
morlin
multibulb rectifier
natural draft wet cooling tower
nomina concreta
nontempering
on-off system
overprioritizing
paint-billed crakes
paul john flories
percussus
peri-reticulin
president pro tempore
pure natural juice
rewinding
seasonal minimum
set someone's pulse racing
shmuck
shunt-conduction motor
side intrusion bar
Slovakia
solely foreign-owned enterprise
solution-focused
statistic forecast
Sterbe disease
stethomyitis
stream down
sweet biscuit
tactical air power
test library
this year
took note
travnik
tricksiness
uncontrolled flow
unity-gain bandwidth
unlawful attack
unsituated
value compense
wash cell
Wunderkammer
Zafora, Nisides
zichy