时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den 1. "What is the big brass 2 gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"


"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"


一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓,甚是得意。“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。“那玩意儿厉害了,那是一个会说话的钟”,学生回答。“这钟怎么工作的”,他的朋友问。“看着,别眨眼了”,那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子,拼命地敲了一下,声音震耳欲聋。突然,他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫,“别敲了,你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”



n.兽穴;秘密地方;安静的小房间,私室
  • There is a big fox den on the back hill.后山有一个很大的狐狸窝。
  • The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into tiger's den.不入虎穴焉得虎子。
n.黄铜;黄铜器,铜管乐器
  • Many of the workers play in the factory's brass band.许多工人都在工厂铜管乐队中演奏。
  • Brass is formed by the fusion of copper and zinc.黄铜是通过铜和锌的熔合而成的。
学英语单词
adenasthenia gastrica
analog simultaneous voice and data
anti-hazing
approximate length
aromatics modifier
ash off-takes
basylous
Bedkow
break-bone fever
Carlantino
characterization foctor
charter court
cold hammering
cold setting
consistent high nourishment rearing method
cultural conditioning
deaccenting
decohering
deep thinker
densification of points
dragshovel
dwarf tulips
ectodynamorphic soils
electrostatic pull
failure driven learning
firinge value
flexibly
flock of sea birds
forkiest
Fraunhofer component
FRIPHH
galbanol
gamache
girdwood
glow discharge deposition
grammaticizable
half-arc angle
harpalejeunea filicuspis
herzlia
Hesperetin-5-glucoside
highbrook
hydrofosterite
in close-up
in-dialing
itemize the articles
Karrer, Paul
laminoechography
Lee Yuen Kam
liquid asphaltic products
master cylinder push rod
mechanoresponsive
metaphysical realism
minae
mistake one's man
mitogenic
Modern French
multi-species mature ecosystem
myelemia
Ngoso
non-wood based hard fibreboard
novelised
Nowe Miasteczko
Oberheimbach
paranatellon
penal prosecution
perseverances
pill-takings
plumbagella type
pradhana
principal book
privateerism
profit-push
Quercus bicolor
Radio station.
re-printed
relief engraving
ronsmans
salinferous
salpingopalatine folds.
scrap-heap policy
Scrophularia moellendorffii
searchant
shear slide
short-sonar
Sigean
sludge pit, sludge pond
spectioneer
stationary line
stockinged
support-plate
Swanscombe, man
tangible assets
tansong (dansong)
tavs
teamkillers
thin flat chisel
togrind
trackmos
train speed monitoring device
transverse engine
tri-ridged
vice-regal