时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

我有一位作教师的朋友弄伤了他的背,因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。开学的第一天,他的身上还穿着石膏罩。他被分派教最不守纪律的班级。他很自信的步入乱哄哄的教室,把窗子尽可能大的打开。就在这时,一阵强风把他的领带吹得飘起来。为了固定领带,他拿起黑板擦把一个大头钉透过领带砸入他的胸膛。


那学期在他的课上,没有不守纪律的。



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