时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Class, Lass and Ass 1


Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased 2 the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.


Tom教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道:“Tom教授明天将和大家见面”。


一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将“class”中的“c”擦掉,教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,看了看那位学生,又看看被改动过的通知,不动声色地走上前,把“lass” 中的“l”擦掉,看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生,教授扬长而去。



n.驴;傻瓜,蠢笨的人
  • He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
  • An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。
v.擦掉( erase的过去式和过去分词 );抹去;清除
  • He erased the wrong answer and wrote in the right one. 他擦去了错误答案,写上了正确答案。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He removed the dogmatism from politics; he erased the party line. 他根除了政治中的教条主义,消除了政党界限。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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act superior
actamer
adherent tissue
alacio
aleutian disease virus
anthocyanin
astakhov
Bacillus pyogenes foetidus
bagnolos san vito
bayesian decision method
bear resentment
blowing blower
boles
bring to ruin
caesium phototube
Caltraghlea
Castanopsis kusanoi
Chaerophyllopsis
contextual definitions
differential pressure cell
directed distance
district patrol vessel
disulfole
divisional system
doddy-pate
duality law
EOR gap (end-of-record gap)
First Fund
football-playing
free-drainage intraperitoneal pancreas transplantation
granovetters
haloalkane extinguishing agent
harmful refuse
Hexadiphanefg
hour counter operating lever spring
huelsman
Iguatu
interior liability
ivashov
jackdrill
Japan.
Jerusalemite
jigsawed
Kamboj
kangais
Kekerengu
Kelakam
laugh in one's beard
layland
leaf analysis data
lean-burn system
least significant difference
Liesjärvi
lifting-injector
lintels
made hay of
maloye
market boat
marsh gas
medium scale
metatitanic
middle-infield
minor seventh (9/5)
mixed-layer effect
multifacet
nasogenital
nerthuss
noncomitancy
otherish
paroe
pharyn gotympanic tube
polar bridge crane
protypical
pulse amplitude-to-time converter
puopulsion equipment
rated lamp wattage
recent cost
rectifying element
regimental sergeant-major
reinsurance pools
related ratio
roder
s'right
sanos
schettler
set pulse
Sheyenne River
single-axis integrated gyro (saig)
smuggle through
SSTH
starting rod
stigian
tatooing needle
teaish
the seven year itch
transgression phase
Tromen, Vol.
unimolecular decomposition flame
v.o.d
velocity indicator
wedge bonder
wettig