时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Class, Lass and Ass 1


Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow." A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked up and erased 2 the "c" in the word "class." The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walked back, looked at the student, then at the notice with the "c" erased--calmly walked up and erased the "l" in "lass", looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.


Tom教授打算第二天与他的学生见面,因此他在黑板上写道:“Tom教授明天将和大家见面”。


一位学生看到这条通知后,觉得展示自己幽默感的机会来了,就走上前,将“class”中的“c”擦掉,教授听到笑声,转过身走回来,看了看那位学生,又看看被改动过的通知,不动声色地走上前,把“lass” 中的“l”擦掉,看了看那位目瞪口呆的学生,教授扬长而去。



n.驴;傻瓜,蠢笨的人
  • He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
  • An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。
v.擦掉( erase的过去式和过去分词 );抹去;清除
  • He erased the wrong answer and wrote in the right one. 他擦去了错误答案,写上了正确答案。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He removed the dogmatism from politics; he erased the party line. 他根除了政治中的教条主义,消除了政党界限。 来自《简明英汉词典》
学英语单词
a sense of accomplishment
allophytin (lithiophorite)
aof
assorted vegetable
authoring
b-hcg
ball sealer
be in bondage to sth
beatle-cuts
Beaumont-les-Autels
blows it
Bremelos
capnogram
carrier color sigval
channel catfish herpesvirus-like viruses koi herpesvirus
Chesneya cuneata
choleski decomposition
CILO
clint
cold-eyed
collective drive
coming out with
compose oneself
cost variations
diggings
disciplinary offence
endosomal vesicle
fashion trade mark
flat interest charge
Fleischmann's
food and beverage industry
freak you out
free swiveling hydrodynamic fairing
froude's law of similitude
general inversion
Glycine javanica
grating array
greater than
high-scores
homegrown software
horseplayed
hypertoric
iltisite
imbricates
incessantnesses
intolerantness
issue advocacy advertising
Jacobian field
kopper
kurskite
larynogometry
Ledertepa
lepra alphos
level displacement
liquified-petroleum-gas engine
macroscopic-stress
make easy
martinicensis
methyl n-amyl ketone
mirror reflection fluorescebt screen
multifrequency code signaling
non-available water
nondefense sales
nondevelopments
oral rehabilitation
oversimplifying
phase equalizer
photospot
physiological available water
pledge your honour
polar stereographic mosaic
post-synchronized
propionamido-
protective choke coil
pyramidals
quick solution
quinin aspirin
reactance compensation
reinsured
reserved regimen
retractile bulbi
route map
saxifraga stoloniferas
Senna septemtrionalis
Sinnington
sloping line
spaky
special post allowance
spectrum reuse technique
stator armature
street shoes
supersonic (air) inlet
swap operation
telesong
United States dry unit
unsmethe
variance of unit weight
wadesboro
Wanne-Eickel
wonderbra
yanas
yeilding ground