搞笑英文短信

Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 不是每一朵花

英文笑话：It worked 真的有效！

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, t

英文笑话：Life after death 死后重生

英文笑话：Honest？诚实吗？

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

英文笑话：Parking Expenses 停车费

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank woul

英文笑话：Problem with gas放屁的问题

A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says,

英文笑话：Poisonous snakes 毒蛇

英文笑话：Photo 我老婆的照片

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare a

英文笑话：Talking clock 会说话的钟

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

英文笑话：他什么都没听到

He never heard a thing! Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice,

英文笑话：Interruption 轻率的插话

A Hasty Interruption 轻率的插话 The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining

英文笑话：Business just started 开张大吉

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot s

英文笑话：班级、情人和蠢驴

Class, Lass and Ass Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows:

英文笑话：你可以跟他们中任何一个结婚

You can marry any one of them One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's

英文笑话：Want a day off 想请一天假

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

英文笑话：圣彼德的问题

St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order

最流行网络英文“潮语”集合

英语世界有自己的一套网络语言吗？当然有！如今的潮人聊天都喜欢用简写，玩谐音，越是让外人看起来高深莫测，自己心里头越是得意非凡。 有些人批评年轻人喜欢使用简化英语的现象，认

最流行网络英文潮语

btw(by the way)：这个大多数人都会用，就是顺便再说一句的意思。 g2g(got to go)：要走了。原句是I've got to go。 ttyl(talk to you later)：下次再说。 brb(be right back)：很快回来。也就是I'll be right back 或

早安英文 第290期:kill还有搞笑的意思

英语学习笔记： kill v. 让某人捧腹大笑；极其擅长某事；（短时间内轻易地）获得暴利，发大财 It was really killing. 真的超级超级搞笑。 Wu Jiapi kills me. 五加皮让我捧腹大笑。 My wife kills it on co

英文里的“大笑”怎么说？

当你被某个综艺节目逗得大笑不止，当你和朋友聊八卦而笑得要死，你有没有想过英语里如何地道的表示各种大笑? 1.Belly laugh Belly意指肚子，笑得太起劲肚子都跟着颤，中文里我们可以说捧腹