时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。”


“别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买二十磅土豆来。”


“购物袋在哪儿?”


“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”











学英语单词
a telegraph blank
ad-writer
alternating excitation
anaphlotoxin
anode grid
anti-resonance circuit
antimonizing
baby machine
bear sail
belmont
Bothriolepidae
calamancos
card-room
chilling of foot
collodion of sulfonated bitumen
compensation winding
connue
corpora glandulae bulbourethralis
crookbacks
Dakin's antiseptic
dip rope
discoidal
endocrine cell
enlarged drawing
enthalpy-entropy coordinates
epidemic vertigo
ethnic solidarity
Euler's polygonal arc method
exit scar
facial expression
First-Time Homebuyer
full heat treatment
gating code
genus Dactylis
gothish
Hami melon
hard ciders
high velocity thermocouple
hit-by-pitch
in a sorry pickle
intracutaneously
intremendous
kerb merchant
kimono flannel
knuckle duster
kpft
kuen
laminated synthetic plastics
Lely
Lobelia pleotricha
maguires
malcoaptation
marrons
melbies
Metasploit
Miejska Górka
mode division
moment pattern
multipurpose classroom
N-list
non-pecuniary loss
noncalculus
nonlinear standard error of estimate
nonsea
normal galaxy
oceanic mineral resources
panel type relay interlocking
panoramic comparator
pawl lever
pitar striatum
planar discontinuous group
pollenantigen
polythalamous gall
Pozo Betbeder
press polish
protein synthesis
pulse counting
quieting sensitivity
reconning
recovery of global storage area
recycle gas oil
regenerator packing
Riekertsdam
sagarika
Salso, Fiume
schanks
Schwalbe's fissures
Scutellaria dependens
secondary coverts
shahanis
side by side with
single-stepping
source language symbol
subsidiary resources
suzjet
target illuminator
telephone bus
telophrxagma
thornlike
V-
Windows key
Woronora R.