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----AMERICAN PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION2000 Who Are They? Al Gore and Reorge W.Bush bothe continue political traditions set down by their families. Al Gore was born just outside Carthage in Smith County, T

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(320) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2001年

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. Ouch, he says, I thought you said your dog does not bit

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

English Joke - Will I Be Able to Play the Piano? A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.

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English Joke - A Good Dancer A girl and a boy are talking. The girl says, You would be a good dancer except for two things. The boy asks, What are those two things? The girl answers, Your feet.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(117) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

A man goes to the doctor and says, Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts. The doctor asks, What do you mean? The man says, When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts. The doct

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God's joke Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? He gave them a brain and a dick, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Notes: 1. Do you know what the cruel joke that God has played on all men is? 你知道上帝对所

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English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

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A student is talking to his teacher. Student: Would you punish me for something I didn`t do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I haven't done my homework.

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An Old Joke 老笑话 An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. 一个上了年纪的人带着港币病痛去看医生。 I see spots before my eyes, he said. 我眼前老是看到些斑斑点点的。他说。 It's due to old age, sa

发表于:2018-12-31 / 阅读(126) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小达人

笑话原文 Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini-van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a n

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(146) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup ,the doctor called the wife into his 健康检查 office alone. He said,

发表于:2019-01-04 / 阅读(138) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

爱情的玩笑 Kathryn Willams - I Started A Joke I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i lo

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I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

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笑话原文 Nerd Bike A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked,

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I started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see that the joke was on me i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh if i'd only seen that the joke was on me i looked at the skies running my hands over my eyes and

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经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

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How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

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I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my han

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音乐咖啡厅:张韶涵 - I Started A Joke Song:I Started A Joke Artist:张韶涵 I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world la

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A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

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学英语单词
adhesive weight
Akheloy
allenic hydrocarbon
altermode
ask for the refusal of
astern operation
atrioventricular detector
bootprint
Brachylaimus
cabin pressure relief valve
cannella
chiu kung wu
closed-circuit signaling
coal-burning heater type hot water heating equipment
complete n-point in plane
contiguous transmission loss
corridored
counterrevolutionary clique
cryobiotic
cryosel
curlinesses
cytoplasm (strasburger 1882)
dark arts
delinquent tax
double stand rolling mill
drum machine
dynamic symmetry
edgewise compression strength
elf fire
encyclical letter
entry passport
exhibition area
fail-tests
far infrared drying oven
fert
fiercenesses
fish pedicure
foenumgraecum
forward operating base
full track
furanes
gas-film coefficient
geodetic station
Gibbs-Duhem relation
GM_present-verb-forms-referring-to-the-past
great soft gsoup
high-castest
hot hardening binder
ice band
illmen
indirect dry cooling system of surface condenser
initial teacher training (itt)
inverter loop
isotropic (uniform) reflecting diffuser
kilovoltmeter
Kingella
knotters
Kool and the Gang
kumbarti (hindu)
ladled out
lap dancing
Laparoendoscopic
laser optoacoustic method
legal provision
limestone salamanders
mediational
Megasphaera
modus operandi
NATP
nominal horse-power
nonrhyming
NRZ
ocean acoustic
on assignment
parallel faced type of gauge
paraquadratic
partitioned access method
plantation system
plough-land
port borden
Préchacq-les-Bains
puppyship
repellent cream
resistance to contact
Salonik
Satanology
satisfy the prescriptive period
semi-silica refractory
sidereal rotation period
single pivot
Sir Paul Gavrilovich Vinogradoff
standard interface description
step function response
step-up pulse transformer
sunderer
superordinate construct
temporary employment
tetridin
Umm Qurayyāt
underassessing
Urjala
ventriculus tertius cerebri