时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.

He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"

The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."

The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.

"Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"

The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."











学英语单词
according to Holy
adaptive braking system control
address space extension
affixation
agrestiss
alloy diffused base transistor (adt)
Aneto
apparent transference number
arteriolas
bed viscosity
borderline mental retardation
burner windbox
burrstone mill
campness
Cleveaceae
cupboard catch
cyclosunetta menstrualis
cylindroma of palate
decca
desousa
enantioseparate
equivocals
fibrinokinse
flockpaper
go upon the scamp
graptacme buccinulum
gravity feed lubricator
griles
gunten
Hermite process (for hypochlorite)
high worth control rod
HIPERLAN
hydraulic limestone
hydraulically powered silage grab
ialways
incentive bonus
indigenous capital
kandra
kutkoside
lansium domesticums
light flour
manumissive
marlinespike
meteorological district
montipora millepora
mowery
multiplestory
multiplexer polling
my word is my bond
naglivan
Neoists
nontwinned
Oakville
oreas maritina (hopp et hornsch) brid
Orthotichia
overfret
overintensities
packeteer
Parabranchus
paranesidea laomaena
pathological diagnosis
peu de chose
planning by abstraction
podage
prevailing wood species
promeous
proper efficient solution
Prowazekia
radio-range beacon
rate-of-climb
rosewhite
saphir
schain
shackle insualtor
ship-to address records
short-range order parameter
sleeveboards
sludge preventive
Sobotkite
solute movement
South Georgia and South Sandwich Islands
splenic sinuses
squarks
Stettin
subparalytic
subschema
supernormality
surface cruuent
surface of general form
synchronizing current
technical barriers
toll recording trunk
unloading machine
virtual stake
weedy grassland
welded fin tube
widowhoods
with success
worldbeat
wou'dst
written plea
ZETR (Zero Energy Thermal Reactor)