时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.

He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"

The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."

The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.

"Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"

The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."











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Agena control system
air-to-close valve
analog-digital chip
Anglican religious community
assembly crew
ballast-tank
basic ammonium titanium oxalate
be survived by
beggars' barms
behras
bezzling
blamed
bowcott
Bread is the staff of life.
Bruch, Max
c-buss
Calchas
campyon
Continental Navy
cooling water flow
corrosion-resistant
county lines
croisset
daphne (dhafni)
decline towards
defriend
dickties
Diogenes cup
drain pump
duxes
dynamic instability model
emergency generator engine fuel oil tank
emetrols
equalising duties
eukaryotic vector
exometabolism
extortions
fistfought
fraxinus velutinas
fruitarian
gable bend bend
genital coverflap
Gschnitz
health physics instruments
inadvertent weather modification
interferometric sensing
interlendings
Kondossou
Kuroso-yama
laicizing
laurel family
lift cage
liquid level indicator
Lopévi
loreta
macrovariable
magnetostatic shielding
mco
money back guarantee
multiple operator power source
mycosphaerella tabifica prillieux et delacroix
new world jays
oetet
Pal-Asia
platform drier for bagged grain
pollution of sea
psychology of reading
Queen's English
ratto
reblue
regeneration block
rehimena phrynealis
remain in
retroreflective finishing
Rosa chinensis
Satanized
Savart polariscope
scardefomityofcanthus
sheep dismount
siner bar
Soanly Ranger
software maintainability
stairstepper
steady-state test
subnival
tahari
tensile specimen
Tetrathyrium subcordatum
the accruals principle
torque capacity
tryptophyllin
Tuberculina
underway transfer
Urnersee
vacuum hydroextractor
veterinary surgeons
Walconesin
watertight hull
Wheeler-Johnson's test
wheelie bar
ZEG, Z. E. G
zero phase-sequence resistance