时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"











学英语单词
al-hashemi
Alaska plaice
anomalous indication
as it turned out
Atlixtac
b. m. pectinei
baffle-wall
blast bomBwound
Caicos Bank
callest
case-loads
checkerboard down
cisform
cock-fighting
collecting agent
computerization of criminal justice data
constant phase
corpsefucker
dark stain
derivative unit
dipyramid
double armed lever
earphone input
educing
elastic spacer
failure histogram
financial assets and liabilities accounts
foreheaded
fungous exostosis
funis presentation
gamma radiographic machine
generator adjusting strap
GNBM
gravity tailings
hayez
heliciform
hexamethylenetetramine bromethylate
Hinton,William Augustus
hoisting gear brake
home country hypothetical tax
hornrimmed
housing condition
hygienic science
identification limit
impressings
italian republics
Joint Military Passenger agreement
Kiberashi
LED monitor
lionite
loading network
lobbing
lobuprofen
mancinus
mat-boat
mellitics
mining district
monosyllabize
mudirs
murstein
musculus semispinalis cervicis
nanophilia
neilo carinifera
neurofibrae
olympic-quality
pei t'ing y?eh
permanent health policy
physical libration of the moon
plantain-eater
plebeius
port of registry,home port
positive twist
psychological development
public revenues
radicular branches
recognizable set
sage grouses
Schizochirus
second year face
separate lens
shell type core
skeleton shrimps
socio-ecological
sophomorically
spongy powder
Stump-land
subaudible tone
Sulfonin
superheat meter
tentorial pressure cone
the jaws
thermo-mechanical analysis
topfield
Uglovoye
ultracentrifugal sedimentation velocity method
ultrasonic rail fault detection device
Uredianales
ventral process
warfarer
waterhammer
whack-a-mole
Zenisu