时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"











学英语单词
abyssochrysoids
Ackinchesacky
almaour
annual growth rate
arsoline
assigners
backscratchers
Balaton Lake
beer drink
bishop's hat
branch back and link
Busra(h)
cadmium complex
cellulose acetate rayon
cinchotine
compensatory contract
compest
con-tempt
consulting hours
contact heat resistance
cosmic-ray guard
counter-scale
deinterlaced
demember
diacetyl acetic ester
Dianthus chinensis heddewigii
direct-babbitted connecting rod
ebony wax
encasing
Error detection.
Estonian language
excess mse
Fast Pure Blue lake
fig-leave
flatter oneself
germanischer lloyd
gladstone
glidesail parachute
ground surveying
group flashing
hachures of a relief feature
Hanane
heirdoms
Herbert hardness
hydrangea rosthornii diels
hypernym
in the rattle
iwate
krewe
lichwort
life-lines
ligustrum medium fr. et sav.
low state
make the circuit of
marginal ring ulcer of cornea
microbiological cultivation
minurso
nasal tonsil
naturallyspeaking
naval research reactor
netted melons
Niaradougou
nitronic
nudle
nugild
Obama mania
occultural
or words to that effect
orbit maneuver engine
organizational stratification
orthographic projection
ostir
paidnosology
pestillo
plasma sanguinis
positive stereotropism
prefaces
preferred-provider
querculane
receiver relay
rhyss
Rupert River
scungy
semiautomatic controller
snip at
spalike
steak knife
stricturoplasty
sub-leases
taig
telephone exchange office
thyratrop
tonsorialist
tutament
ultraviolettherapeuticlamp
vena pericardiaca
Webskyite
wesar
x ray atomic form factor
zero-address computer
zinc coated iron nail