Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give. 学生:我认为我不应该得零分。 教授:我也这么认为,但这是允许我打的最低分数。

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Don't Trust Me Black dress with the tights underneath, I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth, And shes an actress (actress), But she ain't got no need. Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east. T-t-t-tongues always press

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淡淡的旋律,舒缓的男声,略带沙哑的女声,共同演绎一曲令人难忘的You Can Trust In Me! Tang nguoi toi yeu - You Can Trust In Me I know It is hard to fall love When you feel blue Deep inside your heart I'm sure You got so much mor

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One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said,Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. Well, good m

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This is Scientific American's 60-Second Science. I'm Adam Hinterthuer. Got a minute? Heres a novel potential public health measure against the flukick up the humidity. The cold, dry months of winter signal the start of flu season. But previous resear

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(1) T:Look at number 120. Have you got any?你有吗? S: Ineed a lot of cheese. I haven't got much.我需要一些奶酪,我没有多少了。 (2) T: Look at Number 438. Has he got any?他有吗? S: Heneeds a lot of envelopes. He hasn't

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