The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,

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我把丈夫变成了百万富翁 A woman was telling her friend,

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绕口令是挑战!英语绕口令更是挑战? 你想挑战吗? 快点加入吧! Have a try! 英语绕口令 A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net

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“风流的男人”在英语是Don Juan,这是西班牙的人名,不过欧美人都常用来表示“风流”的人。到英美旅行时常听到的还是Casanovs或lady's man,但在英美的杂

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第一日:脱口而出“小板斧” 笨学生的“小嘀咕”: 拜托,俺的英语老底儿其实只相当于高中英语,千万不要让陌生的单词、高深的语法把俺对英语的一

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. 随便打开一个英文字体文件(TTF或FON文件)看到的都将是这句话。可这句“快速的棕色狐狸跳过懒惰的狗”既不是名人名

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Advice for

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Smart(精明的) man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb(愚蠢的) woman = pregnancy(怀孕) Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage Smart boss + smart employee = profit

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I. I am not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate. I am only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's running late. I cannot bear to see a bear bear down upon a hare. When bare

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J. Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks! K. Knapsack straps. Knife and a fork, bottle and a cork, that is the way you spell New York. L. Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup. Listen t

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把套套放在自己的车里是多么的重要啊 always keep your condoms in your car I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents

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U. Unique New York. Urgent detergent! W. We surely shall see the sun shine soon. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches? While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's win

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T. Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side. The blue bluebird blinks. The cat catchers can't catch caught cats. The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver.

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For the Dog The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

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Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the c

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5.topaint(someone)apicture:意思是解释某种情况,使人更加明白。 (toexplainthesituation;tomakethingsmoreclear); 例如:Inorderforyoutounderstandbetter,Iwillpaintyouapicture.(为了使你

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While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that a tall, handsome boy with the same name h

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如何教老外打麻将? 【麻将必备】 你会打麻将(play mah-jong)吗?你是资深麻友吗?你敢教老外打麻将吗? 将国粹推向世界可是我们这些外语学习者的义务哦!那还等什么,马上就让老外们对麻

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