时间:2019-01-07 作者:英语课 分类:趣味英语


英语课
                                                           

Smart(精明的) man + smart woman = romance 1
Smart man + dumb 2(愚蠢的) woman = pregnancy(怀孕)
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men lived longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage.
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, empty the garbage, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate 3 during the night.
A woman knows all about her children, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely 4 aware of some short people living in the house.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.


 



n.恋爱关系,浪漫气氛,爱情小说,传奇
  • She wrote a romance about an artist's life in Tokyo.她写了一个关于一位艺术家在东京生活的浪漫故事。
  • They tried to rekindle the flames of romance.他们试图重燃爱火。
adj.哑的;不会说话的;笨的;愚蠢的
  • She is very kind to the dumb children.她对哑童非常好。
  • It was dumb of you to say that.你说这种话太愚蠢了。
v.变坏;恶化;退化
  • Do you think relations between China and Japan will continue to deteriorate?你认为中日关系会继续恶化吗?
  • He held that this would only cause the situation to deteriorate further.他认为,这只会使局势更加恶化。
adv.含糊地,暖昧地
  • He had talked vaguely of going to work abroad.他含糊其词地说了到国外工作的事。
  • He looked vaguely before him with unseeing eyes.他迷迷糊糊的望着前面,对一切都视而不见。
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a gemini
alimentary toxicosis
annealed metals
arnatto
asynchronous exception
badaud
bar cropper
bevelled brush
bewist
biopsying
biovular
black wash
bottom edged
brattish
casecarburizing
cauprene
change in color
cloud eddy
codasyl set
cote saint luc
creep path
cycloidal-pin wheel
Dao, Nusa
deceptiveness
deck-edged
deep stratification
dienol
dita bark
driving ranges
duststorm
easy-to-control
EE (external environment)
enantioblastous
enterpleaded
equalizer supporting bar
falculifer rostratus
FICA,F.I.C.A.
field rotation
fixed decimal mode
floating island
fore and aft rig
form layout window
Fosalsil
fullfigured
gedroitzite (gedroitzite)
gonzoes
hot press ram
inner bulwark
ion bond
jelly plant
magnetic core matrix storage
magneto-optical memory material
manage for
maximum rotating diameter
Mepuze
microcanonical partition function
minimum payment clause
miscellaneous fill
mm-mmm
multicomputer environment
nasmil
near infrared (nir)
noodle machine
Ogopogo
one-unit relation panel survey
opinion research
out-migrants
permissives
phagosomal
pig farming
plalystaphyline
Plunket's caustic
postered
powreful
pre-teenager
primary afferent
qingbai mottled porcelain
quarantine of the exporting country
rastsvetaevite
red-blindness
reimbursement arrangement
set an example for
specific normal acoustic impedance
Spirochaeta plicatilis
split ... vote
stevedore's damage
stream discharge
Swabian
take wine with sb
theoretical draft
There's as good fish in the sea as ever came out of it.
time working day
Tonks
transient touch
trip-tape feed
truss bridge
uberti
un-Latin
Varanasi
voltage-controlled crystal oscillator
wounded feelings
xanthos (xanthous)