Kill them all. You know I did and that was tough to live with, er, for a long time. I was angry, because the, the, the way we prosecuted that particular mission--you know, send the Tank Company down this crowded road that was already covered in burni

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A: Car trouble center. How may I help you? B: My car wont start! Stupid old car! A: Hold on, before you kick your car lets go through some possible problems. B: Fine. A: OK, first of all, can you turn the key in the ignition? B: Yeah! I am here with

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Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. Eight dollars, I answered. And for a shave? Five dollars. All right, he said, settling into the barber chair. Shave my head. 前些日子,有一男的来到我的理发店,问

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This is the VOA Special English Economics Report. Toyota became the world's largest automaker in two thousand eight. But after years of building loyalty, the Japanese company may have put its quality brand name at risk, at least temporarily. Toyota i

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My wife came home yesterday and said, Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is.I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器). I thought for a moment, then said, You know, I don't mean this o

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