The Pig It was an evening in November, As I very well remember, I was 1) strolling down the street in 2) drunken pride, But my knees were all 3) aflutter, And I landed in the 4) gutter And a pig came

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(129) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2003年

Pig and Pepper When Alice was not too big to go through the door, she went up to it. The house was very noisy in- side. There's no bell, she told herself, and nobody would hear a bell. There's too much noise.She opened the door and went in. She wante

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A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig? The judge said that was true. D

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A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, Does this meanthat I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?The judge said that was true.

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A bear,with which a piedmontese earned his living,was trying out on two feet a dance which he had not learned very well.Wishing to act like a man,he said to a monkey,How is it?The monkey,who was a connoisseur,answered,Very bad. I

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A pig once made its way into the courtyard of a lordly mansion,where he sauntered at its will around the stables and the kitchen,wallowed in filth,and bathed in slops.Then he returned home from his visit looking every bit of a pig.Well,Ka

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