1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife

2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
> "Girl did you see Becky on Facebook with her kid?"
> "Yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! We were so wasted!"
> "Yeah she's a total facebook mommy!"

[00:04.24]Mommo, here's your-- What are you doing? 奶奶 给你 你在做什么? [00:06.08]Preventing alien abduction, that's what l'm doing. 我在准备应对被外星人拐骗 [00:11.16]Thank you. 谢谢 [00:16.56]Dang crabgrass. 该死的草 [00

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Bells Are Ringing Bells are ringing, Bells are ringing, Hear them chime, hear them chime Calling all the children, calling all the children Its circle time, circle time You take Daddy, Ill take Mommy Lets all play Jumping high and climbing Sing, laug

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A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. Mommy, where do babies come from? After thinking about it for a moment, the mother explains, Well, dear, a girl and a boy fall in love and get married. Then, on

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圣诞节新年英语儿歌:I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 一首经典的圣诞歌曲,也是很经典的圣诞场景,因为儿时不知道每家都有圣诞老人的下属,专门在圣诞节的时候为自己的孩子送礼物,但是不巧被

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothedcold cream on her face. Why do you do that mommy? he asked. To make myself beautiful, said his mother, who then beganremoving the cream with a tissue. What's the matter? asked Little Johnny. Gi

发表于:2019-01-08 / 阅读(184) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

All my fellas, they be actin' jealous They don't understand me, prolly 'cause I'm fancy, ooh, ooh Prolly 'cause I'm fancy, uh oh ohh, uh uh, oh oh ohh Prolly 'cause I'm fancy, uh oh ohh, uh uh, oh oh ohh You would think I'm loyal, baby look so spoile

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Let's do a spooky play, said Carmen. We can scare all the little kids. 我们排个鬼故事吧,卡门说,把所有的小孩都吓住。 Here's what you need, said Miss Pencil. It's called Spooky Plays. My favorite is The Mommy's Toe. 这是你们要

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Candy : Mommy, when will we have dinner? I'm starving. Mother : Soon, honey. We have to wait for grandmom and grandpa. Candy : Aren't they in Canada for the World's Exhibition? Mother : They were, but they will join us for dinner today. Mike : Hi, Mo

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SAN FRANCISCO, June 23 (Xinhua) -- Facebook announced Thursday that Netflix CEO and Chairman Reed Hastings has joined the social network company's board of directors. Hastings, who successfully managed Netflix through an IPO in 2002, is expected to p

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A man and his wife are watching a Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view TV. The husband sighs and says, I'm so disappointed! It was all over in four minutes. What a fucking rip-off(索取高价,偷窃)!!The wife replies, Good! Now you know how

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Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Well, you've done the right thing, says MommyBut Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap(膝盖).

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Shares in the social networking site Facebook fell to less than $30 Tuesday. The price of Facebook dropped $3.07, almost 10 percent, to close at $28.84. Facebook shares are 24 percent lower since their highly publicized IPO on May 18th of $38. Financ

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No Worriess 免惊啦! At the swimming pool one day, a child asked his mother, 在游泳池旁,一个小孩问他妈妈, Mommy, Mommy, can I go swimming? 妈咪,妈咪,我可不可以下去游泳? Certainly not, darling. The water's much too

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Where's My Booger? 我的鼻屎干哪儿去了? As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. 在我忙着为出去度假收拾行李的时候,我3岁的女儿在麻上玩儿得很开心

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A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds: What does love mean? The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think. When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldnt b

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Facebook is bad for you Facebook对你没好处 Get a life! 回到现实中过日子吧! Using the social network seems to make people more miserable 使用Facebook这种社交网站看起来让人们更加痛苦 Aug 17th 2013 |From the print editi

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To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, you've done the right thing, says Mommy But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap. 让座 小约翰告诉妈妈:早

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affection of infraspinous muscle
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xestoleberis symmetrica
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