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A: Have you bought a bus pass yet? B: I'm not getting one. A: Why is that? B: It's cheaper if I don't buy one. A: Buying a bus pass will save you money. B: How do you figure that? A: There's no limit to how often you can use your bus pass. B: Really?
Three days later, just as I bend over to pick up the grubby little sneakerGrayer has hurled into the Xes' marble entryway, the front door slamsbehind me with a loud bang. I jerk upright, still holding his shoe. Shit.I heard you! You said 'Shit.' You
As Aesop's lion was going to the forest in company with an ass,who was to assist him with his terrible voice,an impertinent crow called to him from a tree:A pretty companion!Are you not ashamed of yourself to be walking with an ass?Whomsoev
An ass and an ox,fastened to the same yoke,were draging a waggon.While the ox was pulling with all his might he he broke a horn.The ass swore that he had got no help whatever from his weak companion.Exerting himself in the labour,the ox b
munch hors d'oeuvres 今天我们要讲的两个常用语大概会使你流口水的。首先,让我们来给大家介绍一个字
Be an Optimist(做一个乐观的人) Do you see the glass as half-full rather than half empty? Do you keep your eye upon the doughnut,not upon the hole? Suddenly these clichs are scientific questions,as researchers scrutinize the power of