Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog,

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(49) / 评论(0) 分类 英汉幽默故事选读

A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper. How

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(65) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

(SOUNDBITE OF SONG, BALLADE DES GROS DINDONS) UNIDENTIFIED SINGER: (Singing in French). RACHEL MARTIN, HOST: That's an excerpt from a piece that in English translates to Ballad Of The Fat Turkeys. It's by the French composer Emmanuel Chabrier. And it

发表于:2019-01-16 / 阅读(51) / 评论(0) 分类 2018年NPR美国国家公共电台11月

歌词如下: Trot,trot to Boston town To get a stick of candy. One for you and one for me, And one for Dicky Dandy. Trot,trot to Boston town To get a stick of candy. One for you and one for me, And one for Dicky Dandy.

发表于:2019-01-28 / 阅读(48) / 评论(0) 分类 英语儿歌274首

Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, T Square, show your stuff. The dog trotted over to a desk, pulled out a paper and pencil, and drew a perfect triangle. The next guy, an accounta

发表于:2019-02-02 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal, but the preacher said, I must warn you-he only responds to 'church talk'. Go is 'Praise the Lord', and stop is 'Hallelujah'. I've worked wit

发表于:2019-02-06 / 阅读(47) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语