The Pig It was an evening in November, As I very well remember, I was 1) strolling down the street in 2) drunken pride, But my knees were all 3) aflutter, And I landed in the 4) gutter And a pig came

发表于:2018-11-28 / 阅读(132) / 评论(0) 分类 疯狂英语2003年

As Aesop's lion was going to the forest in company with an ass,who was to assist him with his terrible voice,an impertinent crow called to him from a tree:A pretty companion!Are you not ashamed of yourself to be walking with an ass?Whomsoev

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An ass and an ox,fastened to the same yoke,were draging a waggon.While the ox was pulling with all his might he he broke a horn.The ass swore that he had got no help whatever from his weak companion.Exerting himself in the labour,the ox b

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A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig? The judge said that was true. D

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A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, Does this meanthat I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?The judge said that was true.

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A pig once made its way into the courtyard of a lordly mansion,where he sauntered at its will around the stables and the kitchen,wallowed in filth,and bathed in slops.Then he returned home from his visit looking every bit of a pig.Well,Ka

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