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English Joke - The Second Opinion The doctor to the patient: You are very sick. The patient to the doctor: Can I get a second opinion? The doctor again: Yes, you are very ugly too.

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(37) / 评论(0) 分类 英语笑话(MP3+文本)

说一口流利的英语,从简单的单词开始。 听听,读读,背背,今天你的词汇量又增加了5个。 单词/词义 中英例句 单词听读 abandon [ E5bAndEn ] They shouted in g

发表于:2018-12-30 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 每日攻克5词

I started a joke which started the whole world crying but I didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... I started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if I'd only seen that the joke was on me I looked at the skies running my ha

发表于:2019-01-06 / 阅读(86) / 评论(0) 分类 美国乡村音乐

经典歌曲-我开了个玩笑i started a jok-bee gees *bee gees* i started a joke which started the whole world crying but i didn't see oh no... that the joke was on me oh no... i started to cry which started the whole world laughing oh, if i'd onl

发表于:2019-01-26 / 阅读(97) / 评论(0) 分类 经典英文歌曲

How to Tell a Joke Many people shy away from telling jokes because they once told one that fell flat or they are afraid of appearing silly or of offending someone. Jokes are canned humorous stories which are subtly different from personal anecdotes.

发表于:2019-02-07 / 阅读(91) / 评论(0) 分类 阅读空间

英语学习笔记: lame adj. 跛脚的,差劲的,很烂的,没有说服力的,无趣的 insane adj. 疯狂的;精神病的;极愚蠢的 Your joke is so lame. 你讲的笑话很无趣。 It looked really gross. 真的太恶心了。 You

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afford sb an opportunity
alternating torsion fatigue test
amiota (phortica) flexuosa
bag sheeting
bath sponges
between you and me and bedpost
bighorn-river
blackboys
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bucharests
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charge cask
Chloradion
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clean air system
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dual-control columns
emergement
equivalent barotropic atmosphere
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financial gap
fingerpaintings
frequencymeter
gestning
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graciler
Grimmieae
hasty defenses
heat recovery area
hydrofluoric acid etch
image of spherical center
imitative synkinesia
It is a small world
kefir koumiss
liars
life-limiting
lilium tenifolium fisch.
mainstreet
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microphagist
mitotic nondisjunction
Mouretia
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OADMT
on home ground
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sorption balance
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subnetwork user data
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technoramas
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tube platform
turn red in the gills
urban-o
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What goes?
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zoom across