1. A supreme douchebag, unmatched in his ability to act like a moron and shame the human species.
2. The word douchebag with an "el" added to it for comical purposes.


> John: Wow, you're a fucking douchebagel. You smell pretty bad too.
> Douchebagel: Yeah, I know. I'm going to eat a tub of shit now...want to watch?
> John: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

She took a bagel out of the package. She took a knife out of the drawer. She sliced the bagel in half. She sliced it carefully, because a bagel is hard to cut. If the knife slipped, she might cut her finger. She put each half of the bagel into the to

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Have you ever been so completely in love with your girlfriend that you just knew you wanted to spend the rest of your life with her? Me neither. So I'm gonna tell you how to dump that bitch。 你有过如此深爱着你的女友以致你想要跟她共

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白洁 loves BREAD!!! 怎么用美语谈各种面包!? 1) bagel 硬面包圈 2) loaf of bread 一条面包 3) baguette 法式长棍面包 4) muffin 松饼 5) toast 烤面包

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Allium mongolicum
anetoderma of alexander
ARCIC
areolata
bleuderoi
blood sinus
borageworts
brae
Canavalia ensiformis DC.
cerebral mycotic granuloma
CFANA
coherence optics
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confidential memorandum
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crossover study
Cyclobalanopsis sichourensis
data analysis software
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duration model
elastic instability
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engraving tool
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feature-value
fixed wiring
gagong
genus pteropogons
gland flange
greenskeeping
hainan panolia deer
handplant
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Hydroctena
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key scientific research projects
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Nemognathinae
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shitzu
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waste electrical and electronic equipment
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wheel mounting press
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