An ass so juicy you just can help but sink your teeth into it.
> Man, that girl so fine, she got a vampire ass!

A: Have you bought a bus pass yet? B: I'm not getting one. A: Why is that? B: It's cheaper if I don't buy one. A: Buying a bus pass will save you money. B: How do you figure that? A: There's no limit to how often you can use your bus pass. B: Really?

发表于:2018-12-02 / 阅读(88) / 评论(0) 分类 实用乘车英语

Here are some happy vampire bats. What's causing all this giddiness? A great, big, fat meal has arrived. You can practically hear these bats going Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Better yet, the victim is asleep. This is gonna be like, well, taking blood from a s

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Just this one book please, six-year-old Benny said. He gave The Legend of the Vampire to the librarian. On the cover was a picture of a scary man in a dark cape. He had two sharp teeth and blood red lips. Oh, Benny, are you sure that is a good book f

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As Aesop's lion was going to the forest in company with an ass,who was to assist him with his terrible voice,an impertinent crow called to him from a tree:A pretty companion!Are you not ashamed of yourself to be walking with an ass?Whomsoev

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An ass and an ox,fastened to the same yoke,were draging a waggon.While the ox was pulling with all his might he he broke a horn.The ass swore that he had got no help whatever from his weak companion.Exerting himself in the labour,the ox b

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The Seven Rules of Vampire Hunting...from a Real Vampire Hunter Every now and then, a reader comment just blows my mind. Do you remember my vampire hunting kits roundup from a few weeks ago? Someone claiming to be an honest to god, real vampire hunte

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学英语单词
a nasty proposition
adjustment downward
adjustment of ship's clocks
adriatics
al-kindi
astronaut medical monitoring and support
astrs
Bartholin's gland
bladed rotor
boilable pack
bunder boat
cervical myelopathy
ceskomoravska vysocina
character requiring fillers
chlortestosterone
Chuna-Tundra, Vozvyshennost'
cipherer
cispontine
Clementson
combined use
cordemoy
credit country
cruciality
damped balance
desert historical geography
diabetic glycosuria
dichlorophenyl sulfonic acid
dipterologist
egomyth
ending balance
endospore-forming bacteria
enstatite hornblendite
epicontinental sea
feeling of unreality
ferl
first generation bank
flat needle-bar type
flavonoligand
frenulum pr?putii
friendly to
gap-lathe
gets in touch
Heliastraea
Herodlas
high-grade concrete
hospital sistcr
hot leakage rate
inter-level
ionamine
irreparability
Jubbātā al Khashab
keleticum
lag growth phase
lig. patell?
lineal kin
LVM
medercin
merger transaction
millibarn
minimum balance
mu'ter
neoaregelia spectabiles mez.
oscheoceles
outermost layer
overemoting
overexfoliation
overslop
p-pk
pantanencephalia
paradroppers
phonon scattering
pli
poloniums
polyorrhymenosis
principal structure perturbation
property liability
protto
public accounting profession
pyrethrum flowers
quicklime grease
RASTAC (random access storage and control)
read-after-write verification
roach killer
rotary washing nozzle
second clock
sedulously
set one's best foot forward
shortlived
single card controller
specked
spray tower
sputtering
star-100 (string array)
stereocontrolling
tip effects
tooth root fillet
tuberositas ilica
turbulent transfer
Ust'-Donetskiy Rayon
watermelon nightshade
way interleave
What will be,will be.