AprilFool'sDay N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him foolman, nobody like him except his mother. How time flies! F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family. Mum: All right, but please see me at times.

发表于:2018-12-12 / 阅读(41) / 评论(0) 分类 英文剧本

What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime? 绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么? Merry Christmas to ewe(发音同you)! 母羊圣诞节快乐。(祝你圣诞节快乐) What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner? 把什么

发表于:2018-12-12 / 阅读(37) / 评论(0) 分类 节日英语

英语场景口语:幽默的回绝 舞厅里,你可能会邀请身边的女孩跳舞:小姐,可以请你跳支舞吗? 【口语要素1】May I have your honor of this dance? 如果对方没有和男朋友一起来的话,那算你走桃花运了

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今天我们来看一看你很幽默用英语怎么说: humorous 幽默lame 冷幽默 用英语怎么说L: David really cracked me up during the party. I think hes probably one of the most humorous people I know. David 在聚会里真让我笑死了。

发表于:2018-12-26 / 阅读(70) / 评论(0) 分类 这句英语怎么说

这一集的内容收录的都是在美国一些比较幽默的说法, 也许在日常生活中不是那么常见, 但如果在适当的时机使用, 必可收画龙点睛之效. 1. Is she big-boned? 她

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(34) / 评论(0) 分类 小笨霖英语笔记

生活中常常有需要我们调节气氛的时候,怎么调呢?讲个英语笑话。如果讲不好笑话怎么办,讲个冷笑话。。今天小编就来教亲们讲冷笑话呦~ 1.Why is the letter T like an island? Because it is in the m

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A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. 一位热心的年轻教师想让她的学生多了解一点优秀的古典音乐,就安排了一天下午去听音

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MyFather'sAshes A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there a

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FineforParking Tell me again,

发表于:2019-01-03 / 阅读(56) / 评论(0) 分类 趣味英语

1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Studen

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有一块寓学于嘻的天地往往为英语自学者所忽视。 这块天地就是发表在英语刊物边边角角里的英语 绕口令、谜语和幽默。任何语言大致都有三个层 次:语

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前台小姐:hello.你好 老外:hi.嗨 前台小姐:you have what thing?你有什么事? 老外:can you speak english?你能讲英语吗? 前台小姐:if i not speak english, i am speaking what? 如果我讲的不是英语,那是

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英语幽默短文 Five Hundred Times 五百遍 In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school

发表于:2019-02-09 / 阅读(107) / 评论(0) 分类 英语小短文

1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

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1.Im an office worker. 我是上班族。 2.I work for the government. 我在政府机关做事。 3.Im happy to meet you. 很高兴见到你。 4.I like your sense of humor. 我喜欢你的幽默感。 5.Im glad to see you again. 很高兴再次见到

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中国家庭并不常用电话答录机(Answering Machine),但在北美家庭,几乎家家都用。外来电话拨入时,若该电话号码的主人不在,就会让拨入者听到一段留言,这叫Answer。绝大多数的Answer都是千篇一律

发表于:2019-02-13 / 阅读(36) / 评论(0) 分类 英语口语

A:Hello,Modern English.Drew here. 你好,洋话连篇,我是Drew B:hi,buddy,it's marco . 嘿哥们儿,我是麦克 A:How can I help you today? 今天想聊些什么? B:Well.I am going for an interview tomorrow. Can you give me an idea of what t

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Do Old Folks Still Appreciate Humor? 老人们仍能欣赏幽默吗? Maybe when people get older, sense of a humor is the first thing to go. Actually, research suggests that old folks, if theyre healthy, can still appreciate humor as much as a youn

发表于:2019-02-16 / 阅读(43) / 评论(0) 分类 英语听力文摘 English Digest

很多人担心自己的英语说的生硬、没有生气,其实英语中有许多雷人的冷笑话,只要多多积累一些雷人英语,还怕你的英语无趣吗?掌握下面这十大搞笑英语句子,你就可以瞬间变为身幽默达人

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Stan: I won 92 goldfish. 斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。 Fred: Where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们? Stan: In the bathroom. 斯丹:浴室。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? 弗雷德:但

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