英语笑话听力+文本：Angel Frost 天使的冷淡

[00:42.18]frost 冰冻 [00:46.29]beverage 液体饮料 [00:49.71]brunch 早午餐 [00:53.93]blender 搅拌机 [01:00.89]SERVINGS 4-6 4-6人份 [01:04.91]CATEGORY Beverages 类别：饮料 [01:09.21]PREP 5 min. 准备：5分钟 [01:13.59]TOTAL 5 min. 共

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英语笑话听力+文本：Problem with gas放屁的问题

Problem with gas 放屁的问题 A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 t

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英语笑话听力+文本：我不会伤害你的

【生词预览】 parrot鹦鹉，beak（鸟类的）嘴，trim修剪，apt易于 【笑话原文】 I Wont Hurt You One day, a man brought in an African Grey Parrot to have its beak and wings trimmed. The owner warned that the bird disliked these pr

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英语笑话听力+文本：双料浓咖啡

【生词预览】 espresso浓咖啡，chef厨师，upscale高档的 【笑话原文】 A Double Espresso The chef of the upscale restaurant collided with a waiter one day and spilled coffee all over our computer. The liquid poured into the processin

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英语笑话听力+文本：保持清醒的秘诀

【生词预览】 tech技术，reboot重新启动，long-haul持久，rig大卡车 【笑话原文】 A Tip to Stay Awake Tech support people like me spend our days on the phone with customers. Many like to chat while waiting for their computers to

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英语笑话听力+文本：烤乳猪

【生词预览】 roast烤制的，fake伪装 【笑话原文】 Roast Pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: Not bad, I am next to the pig. But then he notic

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英语笑话听力+文本：该来的账单还是会来的

【生词预览】 rotten腐朽的，sit on位于，extract拔出 【笑话原文】 Bills Still Keep Coming I tried to replace the rotten post that the mailbox sat on, but saved the beloved old box. I managed to extract all but one of the rusty nail

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英语笑话听力+文本：一只青蛙的真命天女

【生词预览】 psychic巫师，hotline热线，croak呱呱叫 【笑话原文】 The Girl in A Frogs Life A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him， You are going to mee

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英语笑话听力+文本：概不外借

【生词预览】 take out带出去，certain某个 【笑话原文】 Not to Be Taken Out Mark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town. May I borrow a book from you? he asked politely. Yes, you're more than welcome t

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英语笑话听力+文本：出什么问题了？

【生词预览】 wreck精神上受到严重损伤的人，blas司空见惯的， pull up停车， stammer结巴 【笑话原文】 What Was Wrong When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. My friend Lisa, who was born and

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英语笑话听力+文本：女孩的名字

【生词预览】 late已故的，masculine男性的， 【笑话原文】 Girls Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine. Years later, when I felt she

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英语笑话听力+文本：CD唱机

【生词预览】 decipher解读，technicals技术术语 【笑话原文】 CD Player While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalses on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I call

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英语笑话听力+文本：宽松的衣服

【生词预览】 battle战役，bulge肥胖，gym健身房，assessment评估 【笑话原文】 Loose-fitting Clothing Clearly I was not going to win the battle of the bulge on my own, so I decided to join a gym. Before you start working out, we l

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英语笑话听力+文本：祝你好运

【生词预览】 subway地铁，ragged衣着褴褛的，soft touch耳根子软的人 【笑话原文】 Gook Luck I had just gotten off the subway when a ragged-looking street person came walking up to me and asked, Excuse me. Do you have a dollar?

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英语笑话听力+文本：困惑的店员

【生词预览】 perplexed困惑的，lade with装满，errand差事 【笑话原文】 The Perplexed Clerk Heavily laden with groceries, my wife asked a young clerk at the grocery store to accompany her to her car. Arriving there, she opened the d

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英语笑话听力+文本：他为什么不能走

【生词预览】 speaker作讲话的人，hear out听完 【笑话原文】 Why He Couldnt Leave? There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when

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英语笑话听力+文本：这里比较便宜

【生词预览】 sightseeing观光，domed拱形的, cave-in塌落 【笑话原文】 Its Cheaper Here While sightseeing in Kentucky, we stopped to take a tour of Mammouth Cave. Looking up at the huge, domed ceiling, I asked the guide, Has there ev

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英语笑话听力+文本：我想从这里出去

【生词预览】 headcount 人口调查， bid （过去式 bade ）告别， desperate 情急的， jumpsuit 连衣裤 【笑话原文】 IWanttoGetoutofHere Iwasreviewingmyclient scasewithhiminprisonwhenitwasannouncedthatvisitorshad15minutestolea

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英语笑话听力+文本：聪明的小狗

【生词预览】 howl 吼叫， dismally 沉闷地， endure 忍耐 【笑话原文】 TheCleverDog Alittleboywaspracticinghisviolin,whilehisfathersatreadingthenewspaper.Thefamilydogbegantohowlalongdismally. Finally,thefathercouldendurethecombinati

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英语笑话听力+文本：你的爷爷

【生词预览】 buddy 老兄， ease 泰然自若 【笑话原文】 YourGrandfather Awell-dressedyoungmandemandedassoonasheenteredtherestaurant.Serveme,quick!Givemeyourbest.Idon'tcaretheprice. Notlikethewayhetalked,thewaitersaidtohim:HeyBuddy,itd

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