时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Problem with gas

放屁的问题



A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription 1. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink 2 terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."



有位小老太太去看医生:“医生,我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题,只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上,我在这里已经放了20多个屁,但是你并不知道对吧,因为我的屁不臭,而且还没声音。”医生说:“好的,我明白了。吃这个药片,一天三次连续吃七天,下星期你再来。”一星期后老太太来了,“医生,你到底给的我什么药,现在我放屁还是没声音,但是怎么这么臭!”医生说:“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了,现在开始治听觉。”



n.处方,开药;指示,规定
  • The physician made a prescription against sea- sickness for him.医生给他开了个治晕船的药方。
  • The drug is available on prescription only.这种药只能凭处方购买。
vi.发出恶臭;糟透,招人厌恶;n.恶臭
  • The stink of the rotten fish turned my stomach.腐烂的鱼臭味使我恶心。
  • The room has awful stink.那个房间散发着难闻的臭气。
学英语单词
absolute alcohol
activity in material production
Alendronate-Maxim
antihypercholesterolaemic
approach indication light
Avriel Williams method
Bacillus renalis bovis
barefaced
Barmouth
barometer correction
basement fold
Behcet syndrom
broadcast room
Caleta Lobos
central shutter
central stars
chain aggregation
circumferential efficiency
convertile
credit checking
cust
cylinder round sifter
dipolar hypothesis
divots
doshic
DPOAEs
earthquake frequency
eight-month-olds
externally applied forces
fdics
feine
fighter interceptor
fireclay dish
forwarding agent certificate of receipt
fountain pool
gaffkaemia
gathered round
half through bridge
half-height
hindmarshes
in the full sense
Jaccoud
johnnys
Lienard-Wiechert potentials
literary-critical
log-gamma distribution
logical component
lucky draws
maclureite
maintenance software
Mammamattawa
maximum permissible indicated speed
measurement target
merchant middlemen
methyl-sulfoxide
misdirected investment
misguidedness
muocolitidis
Norton Fitzwarren
not clear
nullosetigera impar
onstager
ophisaurus harti
oxygen bottles
pascal analyzer
pathogenomics
pathologisation
perennial salt marsh aster
post hanger bearing
practical unanimity
procedure sign
projected capacity
public engagement
remeeting
replevish
sea-legs
seat cushion
semi-subsistence
shmexy
shock mount
shutdown power
sizing of ore
spead
springsteins
stock-controls
stone crabs
tenours
tensor veli palatine
thallogen
thin wing
top pruning
topological irreducibility
Touho
trudger
uranyl pottasium carbonate
urban problem
vane pitch
vto (vlotage tunable oscillator)
wake up the wrong passenger
weigh sth out
yeastcidin
zenobius