时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Problem with gas

放屁的问题



A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent." The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription 1. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink 2 terribly." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."



有位小老太太去看医生:“医生,我有爱放屁的毛病。其实也不是大问题,只是我放屁不臭而且没声音。事实上,我在这里已经放了20多个屁,但是你并不知道对吧,因为我的屁不臭,而且还没声音。”医生说:“好的,我明白了。吃这个药片,一天三次连续吃七天,下星期你再来。”一星期后老太太来了,“医生,你到底给的我什么药,现在我放屁还是没声音,但是怎么这么臭!”医生说:“太好了!你的嗅觉正常了,现在开始治听觉。”



n.处方,开药;指示,规定
  • The physician made a prescription against sea- sickness for him.医生给他开了个治晕船的药方。
  • The drug is available on prescription only.这种药只能凭处方购买。
vi.发出恶臭;糟透,招人厌恶;n.恶臭
  • The stink of the rotten fish turned my stomach.腐烂的鱼臭味使我恶心。
  • The room has awful stink.那个房间散发着难闻的臭气。
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Abd-el-Krim
abundaunt
age peers
angioneurotomy
angle block for warp stop box
antidyslipidemic
aphagopraxia
arctic oil
artificial climate laboratory
available draft
base cluster commander
beacon scaffold
bed-hops
bidouyan mixture
bisearch
black gum
bridgeover finance
buccal involution
bury under
Butrate
capitulated
clearfelling
conjugate circuit
cotylophorus
cuntfuckers
datacube
degree of ripeness
deremer
Dihydral
dilutable
dinner-plate
empt
experimental flight
facies patellaris
feeder ear
fly me to the moon
fracture identification log
freeda
genus Clangula
get a name for oneself
Hard Baked
heart rate variability
heptene dicarboxylic acid
high temperature and high pressure cut-off valve
high temperature coke
imperfect contact
internal conversion coefficient
Kachulu
kairaba
liefman
limit alarm sensor
Lol R.
Lombard League
LOMSCH
lowering and lifting test for lifeboat
magnetic domain theory
magnetic drum control
napalm tank
net calorific value
net radiation balance
nitroalcohol
nonrevisionist
nuclear magneton
odd test
omnibus telegraph system
oppresses
paplette
pendulum type raker
Phenprenazone
place-settings
Plough Monday
pussy willows
put in the programme
quantum yield of photosynthesis
quotannal
rock stratigraphic unit
search and rescue mission coordinator
self-dual-driven instrument
sellerie
sequential network
sifting-bed inclination
SMART system
social aggregation
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square sum of residuals
stationary type
straight edge diffraction
SVTT
thromboxane A
trough-edge
Tupistra longipedunculata
two speed
Ullyul
underclays
Verrucomicrobiae
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wash-mill
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wudtke
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