生活大爆炸第二季第十六集_2

 　　-Penny: Ooh, is this one of those paintball guns?

　　paintball gun: 彩弹枪 paintball: 彩弹
　　哦这就是那彩弹枪?
　　-Leonard: Yeah. You ought to come, out with us sometime.
　　Yeah: yes的口语形式 ought to: 应该 come out with: 和…一起出去
　　是啊找时间一起来玩呗
　　-Penny: Oh, no, thanks. I'm from Nebraska.
　　Nebraska: 内布拉斯加州，美国州名
　　哦不谢了我是内布拉斯加州人
　　-Penny: When we shoot things, it's because we want to, eat them or make them leave our boyfriends alone.
　　shoot: 射击 leave alone: 不干涉
　　我们开枪要么是要吃那玩意要么就是让她们离我们男友远点
　　[scene: on Howard’s bed, Howard and Lesile…]
　　-Leslie: Boy, your heart's racing 1. I, must have really gotten you going.
　　race: 【心跳很快】，本意为竞赛
　　哦你心跳很快啊我还真有两下子呢
　　-Howard: Well, it's partly you, partly, my transient idiopathic arrhythmia.
　　partly: 部分的 transient idiopaic arrhythmia: 短暂自发性心律不齐 transient: 短暂的 idiopathic: 自发的 arrhythmia: 心律不齐
　　你只是一部分原因我有短暂自发性心律不齐
　　-Leslie: Sexy.
　　sexy: 性感的
　　性感呦
　　-Howard: Can I assume that you likewise, found the experience...
　　assume : 假设  likewise: 同样的
　　我可不可以说你也觉得这过程...
　　-Leslie: Satisfactory?
　　satisfactory: 满意
　　很满足?
　　-Howard: That wasn't quite the word I was looking, for, but sure, I'll do this pass-fail.
　　pass-fail: 及格与不及格计分制
　　我不是想用这个词不过是的过与不过来衡量蛮好
　　-Leslie: Hey, are you enjoying, that prototyper I got you?
　　prototyper: 原型机
　　嘿那原型机用着还不错吧?
　　-Howard: Oh, it's great.
　　哦好极了
　　Everybody in the Engineering Department is eating their hearts out.
　　Engineering Department: 工程部 eat their heart out: 【流口水】，悲痛欲绝
　　工程部的人眼馋得哈喇子都快流出来了
　　-Leslie: Isn't it nice when your good, fortune makes others miserable 2?
　　fortune: 命运 miserable: 悲惨的
　　你这么好命让别人惨兮兮的感觉不错吧?
　　-Howard: You know, most people don't get that.
　　要知道有些人想不通
　　-Howard’s mother: Howard, I'm home!
　　Howard 我回来了!
　　-Howard: Oh, great.
　　这下好了
　　-Howard’s mother: Book club was cancelled!
　　book club: 读书会 club: 俱乐部 cancel: 取消
　　读书会取消了!
　　That thing on Phyllis's, neck opened up again!
　　open up: 【破裂】
　　Phyllis脖子上那玩意又爆开了!
　　-Howard: I'm busy, Ma!
　　我忙着呢妈!
　　-Howard’s mother: Too busy to help your, mother with her zipper 3?
　　help with: 帮忙 zipper: 拉链
　　忙的没工夫帮你老妈拉拉链了?
　　-Howard: Don't come in, Ma!
　　come in: 进来
　　别进来妈!
　　-Howard’s mother: Why not?
　　为啥不?
　　-Leslie: He's got company!
　　company: 同伴
　　有人在呢!
　　-Howard: Oh, there's the arrhythmia.
　　arrhythmia: 心律不齐
　　哦心律不齐了
　　-Howard’s mother: Is she Jewish?
　　Jewish: 犹太人
　　是犹太人不?
　　-Howard: Are you Jewish?,
　　你是犹太人吗?
　　-Leslie: No.
　　不是
　　-Howard: Yes!
　　是!
　　-Howard’s mother: Okay, then you kids have fun!
　　kid: 孩子 have fun: 玩得开心点
　　那你们好好玩吧!
　　Use protection!
　　protection: 保护【避孕】
　　注意防护!
　　[scene: in Leonard and Sheldon’ house，Leonard manage to clean the sofa.]
　　-Penny: You think he'll notice?
　　notice: 注意
　　他会发现不?
　　-Leonard: There's a chance.
　　有可能吧
　　-Penny: Oh, what are we gonna do?
　　gonna: going to
　　我们怎么办呀?
　　-Leonard: We?
　　我们?
　　No, no, you had your chance to be, we for, like, a year and a half now.
　　不不不一年半啊你本有机会选择"我们"的
　　Right now, you are "you,", and you are screwed.
　　screwed: 【完蛋】，喝醉了的，螺丝状的
　　现在呢你就是"你" 你完蛋了
　　-Penny: Why do we have to tell him I did it?
　　干嘛非要告诉他是我干的?
　　-Leonard: Well, we're not gonna tell him I did it.
　　gonna: going to
　　反正不会说是我干的
　　-Penny: Okay, okay, how about this?
　　好了好了看这样行不?
　　We tell him somebody broke in.
　　break in: 闯入
　　我们告诉他有人闯进来过
　　-Leonard: Just to shoot the couch, with a paintball gun?
　　shoot: 射击 couch: 沙发 paintball gun: 彩弹枪 paintball: 彩弹
　　就为了用彩弹枪喷沙发?
　　-Penny: I'm sorry,i buy it. All, those people are on drugs.
　　be on drug: 【嗑药】  i buy it: 【我会信】  drug: 毒品
　　抱歉我就会信嗑药的人啥事不干
　　-Leonard: We could him they wanted the couch, to stay away from their boyfriend.
　　couch: 沙发 stay away from: 远离
　　可以跟他说他们想让沙发离他们男朋友远点
　　-Penny: Okay, fine. What if, we just flip 4 it over?
　　flip over: 翻过来 flip: 弹，蹦跳
　　这样吧干脆翻过来呢?
　　There. Looks fine, right?
　　好了看着还行是吧?
　　-Leonard: Mm, butt 5 print. There's, no discernible butt print.
　　butt: 屁股 print: 印记 discernible: 可辨别的
　　屁股印记上面没有屁股印记啊
　　-Penny: Oh, come on.
　　哦好了啦
　　There, butt print.
　　butt print: 屁股印记 butt: 屁股 print: 印记
　　瞧屁股
　　-Leonard: It's too small and too... perfect.
　　perfect: 完美
　　太小太...完美了
　　-Penny: Thank you., -
　　-Leonard: You're welcome.
　　谢谢不客气
　　-Penny: Act normal.
　　normal: 正常
　　正常点
　　-Leonard: Sheldon!
　　How was the comic book store?
　　cosmic store: 漫画书店
　　漫画书店怎么样啊?
　　-Sheldon: Fine. e new issue of Flash is out.
　　a issue of: 【一期】 Flash: 闪电侠，漫画 out: 出版
　　挺好新一期的闪电侠出了
　　-Leonard: Great, great. Did you walk the, whole way? It's a little chilly 6.
　　chilly: 寒冷的
　　真好真好你走着去的? 天有点冷啊
　　-Sheldon: Koothrappali picked me up.
　　pick up: 搭车 pick: 挑选
　　Koothrappali让我搭车了
　　-Leonard: Isn't that terrific?
　　terrific: 可怕的
　　真棒呀
　　-Leonard: He is such a good friend.
　　他真是个好朋友
　　-Leonard: You know what the best, thing about friends is?
　　你知道做朋友最好的一点是什么吗?
　　-Sheldon: They don't talk incessantly 7, for no particular reason.
　　incessantly: 不断地 particular: 特别的
　　不会无缘无故说个没完
　　-Leonard: No, no, friends forgive, the little things.
　　forgive: 原谅
　　不不朋友不会计较小事
　　-Penny: You know, I gotta go, home and wash my hair.
　　gotta: going to wash: 洗
　　那啥我回家洗头去哈
　　-Leonard: Don't you dare, missy.
　　dare: 敢 missy: 小姐
　　想都别想小姐
　　-Sheldon: Hello, fastest man alive.
　　你好现存速度最快的人
　　Want to see me read, your entire comic book?
　　entire: 整个的 comic book: 连环漫画书 comic: 连环漫画
　　想看我读你整本漫画书不?
　　Want to see it again?
　　想再看一遍不?
　　Something's wrong.
　　有问题
　　-Leonard: What do you mean?
　　啥意思?
　　-Sheldon: I'm not sure.
　　说不清
　　It doesn't feel right.
　　就是感觉不对
　　-Leonard: I don't know what you're talking about.
　　不知道你在说些什么
　　-Leonard: Oh, that. Penny did that.
　　哦那个啊 Penny弄的
　　[scene: in Leonard and Sheldon’ house,the four guys and penny have the lunch.]
　　-Sheldon: Excuse me.
　　借过
　　-Leonard: Why don't you just, eat in your desk chair?
　　坐写字椅那吃不就好了嘛
　　-Sheldon: Why don't I just eat in my desk chair?
　　坐写字椅那吃不就好了嘛?
　　-Penny: Here we go.
　　开始了
　　-Sheldon: That is my desk chair., That is where I work.
　　那是我写字椅是我工作的地方
　　I don't eat in my desk chair, and I don't work in my spot.
　　in my spot: 【在我的位置】
　　我不在写字椅那吃东西不在我的位置上工作
　　I work in my desk chair, and eat in my spot.
　　而是在写字椅工作在我的位置上吃饭
　　-Leonard: Wackadoodle.
　　Wackadoodle: 【怪里怪气】
　　怪里怪气
　　-Howard: You know, there's kind of an, obvious solution here. Get up.
　　obvious: 明显的  solution: 解决方案 get up: 起来
　　要知道有个很容易的解决办法起来
　　-Howard: There. Problem solved.
　　solve: 解决
　　好了解决
　　Nobody cares where you're, going to sit. You're not crazy.
　　care: 在意
　　没人在乎你坐哪你又不是疯子
　　-Sheldon: Excuse me, but the, problem is not solved.
　　solve: 解决
　　抱歉但问题没解决啊
　　If your head had been accidentally amputated, and we transplanted a dog's head in its place,
　　accidentally: 偶然的 amputate: 切断 transplante: 移植
　　要是你的脑袋意外被割掉了我们把狗脑袋给你移植过去
　　would that be "problem solved"?
　　你说"问题解决"了不?
　　-Leonard: If it were your head, it would be.
　　要是你的脑袋我看成
　　-Penny: Sheldon, I am really, really, sorry, but it's only for a week.
　　Sheldon 我十分十分抱歉但就一周嘛
　　Can't you be a little bit flexible?
　　a little bit: 一点点，含否定意义 flexible: 灵活的
　　你就将就点不行吗?