时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
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acid content
air-take
anomalous tide
anthropolaters
area of high latitudes
artanehydrochloride
Banamine
baraminologist
be sour on
benedictionally
bio-hazards
bitchinest
bonasas
cakebaker
carcake
celestrons
certificate of dishono(u)r
character system
colplanate
conveyor type drier
cryogenic film
customary money
damping log decrement
dendrothrips minowai
Desana
driving force of heat transfer
duo-servo
dural spongioma
emotion impairment
garnetted
genus Agonus
geochemistry of humus
get under
glass to metal seal
go on the bend
haleakala national parks
happen by
Hemiurus
husband and wife
interlake
interlaminar zone
inverted V-lag pattern
irisations
july-august
kidneywoods
Kings Worthy
laemodonta monilifera
Lake Clear
laser addressed memory
lengthwise cutting
long-term drift
long-term frequency stability
low speed magnetic tape controller
low-energy resonance
magnetic shielding factor
maret
Markov jump process
Mayeda cell
metallographers
mining inclinometer
muscularis dorsalis arteria
never-seen
nodulation gene
non-ventilated
Nong Bua Lamphu
onustus
organal
overall length of tractor
overmarketed
persistant
pieces o.k.
polar oblateness
pomponio
prionic
propiolic acid
protable ballast
pulmonary hamartoma
radio room
red-to-green
royal casinoes
Safty Construction Certificate
Salii
saw someone
semi-permeability
side against
single service portion
single-size
sledges
snacked down
space division multiplex
special routine
steg
sulfur recovery
SWMBO
the roughness of the running surface
thin shell cylinder
tooth-form
tracheophyma
true regression plane
two-time loser
undistorted signal
vegetable ivory