时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
学英语单词
AFFMA
airy fairy
amortization of debt discount
augmentor fibers
bagged up
bardd
brickers
bullseye
cabin differential pressure
cable vessel
card chase
centrolobium robustums
Chilahuala
chilvers
Clostridium caloritolerans
common-law lawyer
contact plunger
credit relaxation
cymbidium goeringii serratum
cystic disease of lung pseudocysts of lung
dentine forming layer
derester wife
dibona
Dicusat
diffuse heat radiation
dinner-house
direct drying
dispersion-equalization
earmould
effect of ultrasound
efficient customer response system
escuage
Filipendula glaberrima
flavum
functionalists
galactophore
genogroups
good figure
haemes
high fill embankment
higher specific-speed Francis turbine
hilus pulmonic beat
honey-bee
hydroxyindon
in opere citato
instruction step
interlock protection of shore power connection
isocyanate generator
juices up
Kinney's yeast extract
knotting needle
linguistic features
long-time trend
MABF
macrocracking
maneuverability maneuver
Members of Parliament
memory under test
metallic line
migration inhibition factor
miscellaneous income
Monodon monoceros
moutonnee hummock
multiple hemorrhagic sarcoma
natural stopping test
Nikitinka
noncommutative domain
oil in water type coolant
Ophionyssus
oryctology
osteozecathia
oxidation preventive
Phocoenoides
platinocyanid, platinocyanide
polygon walls
puldron
pull ... back
put sth to one side
pyripropanol
quinch
rate of boiling
Renewable fuels
reroute traffic
S.Afr.
sea hedgehog
semiautomatic systems
short period damping
speaker-dependent recognition
spit game
splitter switch
stationer's
stress-strain loop
Sufist
sulfino-
technical rally
trapezoidal wave
Tursunzade
user language 1
ventricular septum
voltage controlled attenuator
Yuzhnoural'sk
zildes