时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
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Abbarah, Khirbatel
acid and base resistant rubber glove
adult variation
Akterek
allowable angle of inclination
antiboreal faunal region
application programming
arene
Ascites-bouillon
barytons
beavertail aerial
Berezino
bucket front
canonical implementation of algorithmic process
Carex oedorrhampha
chordal pitch
clearance export declaration
coefficient of correlation
compression ring
corpus striatum
cracking level
crustification
cryostorage
defence in lawsuit
depleted soil
diterpenes
dolphin fast
dorgis
double-pole single-throw switch
duplex communication line
electric(al) stunning
equi-proportional sacrifice
fake pass
felonious larceny
figer
fore rake
fragum fragum
francoa ramosas
Ginda
give me one good reason
high-peak power
home-ground
honest and trustworthy
HUSPA
iso-phthalaldehyde
jejunoileal
Karasukskiy Rayon
kolenbrander
La Viuda
leakage transformer
Leriche's operation
lighting main
lr(liquor ratio)
master level
mohrs
moon probes
neuromorphic
nonintegrated structure
nonseasonally
not to put too fine a an edge upon it
notices to mariners
nuisance-values
off-design efficiency
on the mojo
orangish-red
photomesonic
pliades
pregenocide
pressness
put pressure upon someone
radioberyllium
radioisotope concentration
rami accelerantes
redor
reef-net
reforest
rescinded
rise return dwell motion
Rondinha
Sadat, Anwar el-
sand filling
seamount range
security awareness training
selective stripping
single armature
slasher sizing machine
spartopan
standby air door
strey
subway survey
synchronizing selection switch
telmophagous
temporal fossa
thermal effluent
twist dive
ulmus campestris sarnienses
unsprightly
up-time ratio
vitamin k1
voltage amplifier stage
with-draw