时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
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-cir-
abnormal frequency pulse
Abū Sayr
alquist
aluminium metallicum
ambushment
and technology
argyrosomus pawak
battle port
bradyphrasia
composite salvage
condensation shock wave
conditional term rewriting system
conservators
constance garnett
contraction entropion
conversion between hardness value and tension strength for metal
country dancing
cue-induced
damaged package
data object
definest
detector for electric fire protection
digital correlator
Dreyer
electric swivel shear
Euglenidae
faunts
favorable balance of payments
flounce in
geminorums
glomeroplasmatic
grade of locality
hand-pressing
heater rod bundle
hockey puck
homogeneous processor
hydraulic tubing
ICACGP
journalizing of closing accounts
Khabbah, Ra's al
Kiberege
lake saint clairs
LFMCS
loose powder sintering
low-level defence
lratio
macromelus
malouma
mastication indolent pattern
methyl morphine
mirrorize
mom-and-dad
Monacanthus
monosulfide
mri
multinucleate
narrow mouth flask
octodecyl palmitate
one-piecer
orange squash
order of a function
over-the-counter dealings of the foreign stock
pallu
partially closed resonator
plastic set
primary monoclonal hypergammaglobulinemic nephropathy
pseudoline
railroad lines
ratio of putting coke into furnace
rattles through
riotous
root chopper
ruthenacycles
school machine
scow pontoon
shafting longitudinal vibration
short-distant sprinkler system
sisomicin
skaltre
skylight window
smoothness index
sodication
spectral diaphram
spent fuel assembly
strain detector
submerged spillway
subtidal community
Taylor, Jeremy
triangulation baseline
ultra red bulb
uncapper
unmaimable
upland mire
vertical ellipses
water-holding power
weed-whackers
white guard
Whitesand Bay
xanthoconite
zinc-base die casting alloy