时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
学英语单词
7ADCA
AACV system
acid-proof cast iron
actual recipient
adjustment charges
Ammonsian
annual usage dollars
asiatic high
assembly-to-assembly failure propagation
automatic photoelectric titrater
autonomic nervous
avalvular
Bar/Column
be worked up
beanpole
board a plane
brasilic acid
butoh (japan)
calorify
carcharhinidaes
chu li
coarse groove
conus syndrome
correspondence printer
cylindrical equidistant projection
de-sensitised
deflowerment
Deijaguin-Landau and Verwey-Overbeek theory of flocculation
desk facsimile
genus Spiraea
get together again
gorgonises
GS-3605
heterophil leukocytes
hulling separator
Hunyadi Janos
hydrogen-oxygen vent auto-disconnect coupler
hypoadrenocorticisms
ideal aberration-free image point
incremental inductance
interior adhesive
intermediate slide
inverted siphon
jailbreak
joust
Ligamenta metatarsalia plantaria
lithothamnion ridge
logical file environment
Logone Gana
longeve
ludology
march sb away
metal sleeve
mill shears
miracle-story
mohavite
monolithic entity
Narubis
national comprehensive equilibrium
nitro-styrene
one's heart's desire
orthomagmatic mineral deposit
osmium trihydroxide
packing proximity
paraminobenzoic acid propryl ester
photoelectric yield
Poa platyglumis
polsby
practice notes
quick and dirty prediction
root-forming substance
scoobies
semiporcelain
shaven
side-to-side crosstalk
silver-and-gold
strabismologist
substitution reaction
summer complaint
symmetry of folds
tab command
thorium halide
Thumpversion
tight flow
time of high water
transfer number
triangular structure
tucaresol
unit area fee
valcanized belt splice
Vena mediana antebrachii
vena thalamostriata superior
very high
Vibrio takeuchi
victim-blame
video cueing signal
waste-free
window-cleaners
word equation
X-ray set
zinc base grease