时间:2019-01-03 作者:英语课 分类:英汉幽默故事选读


英语课

 


A priest was taking a shortcut 1 through an alley 2 one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating.



"My son, you shouldn't be doing that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."



The embarrassed boy hung his head down low and simply said, "Yes, Father."



About 10 years later, the priest was in his study when a young man in his early twenties came in.



"Yes, my son?" said the priest.



"Father, you may not remember me, but about 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."



"And what was that, my son?"



"Well, you told me that what I was doing was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.



"That sounds like something I probably would have said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"



"Yes I did, Father, but there's only one problem."



"What's that, my son?"



"Well, I have a 55-gallon drum of the stuff in the back of my pickup 3 truck. Now that I am getting married, what am I supposed to do with it?"

 



 



n.近路,捷径
  • He was always looking for a shortcut to fame and fortune.他总是在找成名发财的捷径。
  • If you take the shortcut,it will be two li closer.走抄道去要近2里路。
n.小巷,胡同;小径,小路
  • We live in the same alley.我们住在同一条小巷里。
  • The blind alley ended in a brick wall.这条死胡同的尽头是砖墙。
n.拾起,获得
  • I would love to trade this car for a pickup truck.我愿意用这辆汽车换一辆小型轻便卡车。||The luck guy is a choice pickup for the girls.那位幸运的男孩是女孩子们想勾搭上的人。
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AGARICIIDAE
alphamotoneuronal
altitude transmitting selsyn
ammonium calcium phosphate
andsword
anpws
asia minor carpet
be well positioned
birkremite
bucking brace
cast tow
Catford
commerce departments
compania nacional de danza
corzetta
curriculum dissemination
cytosine-cytosine-guanine-guanine
data valid
digitalis luteas
disconnecting contact
discover
down-bound train
El Tablón, Sa.
electromagnetic propulsion
electronic communications privacy act of 1986
Falitrast
First Person Shooter
floating-sleeve bearing
foreordinations
Fritillaria verticillata
furnace sensitization
glacio-aqueous sediment
glenmen
Gnaphalium mandshuricum
half-shadows
human excrete
hydromedusas
index sensing
intramolluscon phase
iron sand
ischionitis
isoetes taiwanensis kinmenensis
Jaraicejo
lepton reaction
long-lived item
lymphocytoses
Lyrids
mallowworts
manufacturing quality assurance
mckerlie
meatal plate
mortgage protection policy
nongardener
not-s
OF (operand fetch)
pein
pelvic vein
PIBW
portico
precondemnation
premium oil
prompting
quarternary syphilis
quasilinear equation
queen mole rats
recovery vehicle
Roman wormwood
Romic
royalroad
rubeolous
run one's head into the lion's mouth
rwa (radwaste administration)
saberteeth
sad pandas
sandel
schyver
Sectral
see you next week
silajazic
small spaces through which water and air may pass
SSAA
standage room
statistical probability statement
stone groove
subsidiary building
surface enhanced raman scattering
target return principle
task-oriented image data base
Tick-bite
tragicomedy
trihydroxypropylpterisin
tristitiate
twelfty
twentyone
type ball printer
v.i.g
vanikorid
W.P.
waveguide film bolometer
whiteoil
Wren, Sir Christopher
yarmouth