时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


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 The Perfect Solution 完美解决之道


President Shrub 1 was flying over the U. S. with his staff. 史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。
Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration: 忽然间他心中突发奇想,
"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. " “我想由窗口扔一张五十元美钞下去,让某个人高兴一下。”
"Mr.President,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?" “总统先生,您为什么不丢五张十元的钞票让五个人高兴呢?”
suggested his celebrated 2 Secretary of State.  著名的国务卿建议道。
Vice 3 President Partridge caught on: 副总统派翠基接着说:
“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?" “啊,总统先生,您为什么不丢五十张一元钞票,好让五十个人高兴呢?”
The pilot turned around and said,  这时飞机驾驶员转身说道:
"Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?" “为什么你不把自己丢出窗外,好让每个人都高兴呢?”

1.fly over 飞越;飞过
例句:They were the first two Englishmen to fly over the Atlantic.
他们是最先飞越大西洋的两个英国人。
2.throw out 扔掉; 不受理; 赶走; 开除
例句:Molly had left her apartment to throw out the rubbish.
莫莉离开她的房间去倒垃圾。
3.catch on 理解;了解;掌握
例句:After a few days on the job, you'll catch on to what you're doing.
工作几天后,你就会对你的工作内容有所了解了。
4.turn around 转身;回头
例句:The bus was so full that I could hardly turn around.
公共汽车上挤得我几乎无法转身。


n.灌木,灌木丛
  • There is a small evergreen shrub on the hillside.山腰上有一小块常绿灌木丛。
  • Moving a shrub is best done in early spring.移植灌木最好是在初春的时候。
adj.有名的,声誉卓著的
  • He was soon one of the most celebrated young painters in England.不久他就成了英格兰最负盛名的年轻画家之一。
  • The celebrated violinist was mobbed by the audience.观众团团围住了这位著名的小提琴演奏家。
n.坏事;恶习;[pl.]台钳,老虎钳;adj.副的
  • He guarded himself against vice.他避免染上坏习惯。
  • They are sunk in the depth of vice.他们堕入了罪恶的深渊。
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