时间:2019-01-22 作者:英语课 分类:经典双语笑话


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 I didn't take that in 我没有把药吃下去


A fellow who was rather slow on the uptake had been suffering from constipation, so the doctor provided him with some suppositories. 有位理解能力相当迟缓的老兄一直为便秘所苦,因此医生给他一些利肠的栓剂。
A week later, the patient came back to tell the doctor that his condition had not improved. 一星期后病人回来告诉医生,他的状况尚未改进。
"I'm amazed," said the doctor. " Have you been taking the medicine I prescribed for you?" “我觉得好奇怪,”医生说。“你有没有采用我开给你的药方呢?”
"What do you think I've been doing, shoving it up my ass 1?" “你以为我做什么呢?难道要我把它们都塞进屁股里吗?”
1.provided with 提供
例句:His new friends provided him with valuable advice and helped him to develop his writing style.
他的新朋友们向他提出了有价值的建议,帮助他发展了自己的写作风格。
2.A week later 一周后
例句:About a week later, the scene repeated itself.
大约一个星期后,这一幕又再次重演了。
3.take medicine 吃药
例句:Her doctor says she has to rest and take medicine twice a day.
医生说她必须休息, 并且每天要吃两次药。
4.shove it up 塞进
例句:When they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!
当他们给你鸡汤时,你最好还是听话喝完,否则她们会半夜里帮你灌肠呢!

n.驴;傻瓜,蠢笨的人
  • He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
  • An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。
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