时间:2019-01-02 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded 1 every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."


Bernie应邀来到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家,Bernie发现,不管问他老婆什么问题,Morris总要在每句话的前面加上一些亲密的称呼,象蜜糖,我的爱人,亲爱的,甜心等等。Bernie对Morris说,“你们夫妻俩真够亲密的,结婚这么多年了,你还叫她叫得那么亲密。”Morris低下头,小声地对Bernie说,“老实跟你说吧,三年前我忘记老婆的真名是什么了。”



在…之前发生(或出现),先于( precede的过去式和过去分词 ); 走在…前面
  • He preceded his speech with a warning against inattention. 他在开始讲演前告诫大家不得心不在焉。
  • He preceded his speech with welcome to the guests. 他在正式讲演前,先对来宾表示欢迎。
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aloas
ammonium thiosulfate
antipyic
arm bands
bad case label
basic calcium superphospate
bone hammer
borehole sinking
bronchial carcinoid tumor
C-MOPP
calregulin
Caratasca Lagoon
Cis-Diaminodichloroplatin
comformational inversion
Conyza leucantha
countermining
CPMET
Crepis elongata
denets
dine curve
do not have to
drunkard
eminential
etymologizings
euhemicera pingtita
eutrigla gurnardus
ever-during
exdrawing
family Icteridae
finance and economics
finnbogadottirs
granulocytopenic necrosis of tonsil
ground electro chemical extractor
guarding valve
half-mourning
high pressure safety cut out
hypermacho
I-type semiconductor
impregnating resin
input output exchange
iridomedialysis
iron ore pellets mettalized
irregular malaria
isobaric gas counter diffusion
Italianity
kiwaukee
Kuenen absorption coefficient
legislative law-making
low-pressure system
manezh
mental reservation
Microsoft Edge
missile trajectory measurement
mounted diamond stone
Mvela
nanoscale science and technology
Nihon shoki
nonlien
OLDI
optical chaos
outer hand wheel
P. O. C.
partiality for
Pawlik's folds
Pelotas, Pta.
perhibit
piecewise linear regression
public-choice theory
pulse phase modulation
put one's name to
Reynolds law of similarity
Rieckenberg's reaction
Rotondella
sarcous disc
sea transportation
Seabee barge
shared bus system
silicon punch through diode
stage micrometer
starting position
straighening by bending
structural style
tendon laceration
time spread
tonka beans
tour mate
toxic characteristic
tpd, t.p.d.
trigger bit
trishcl
Truva
Ulurtupu, I.
urostyle (or coccyx)
Vaccinium caespitosum
variable-drop pinion
ventilated ceiling
ventilator blower switch
Voladero
warrie
weld holder
wive
zenith eyepiece