英语名篇名段背诵精华41 The lowest animal

The lowest animal

Man is the only animal that robs his helpless fellow of his country-takes possession of it and drives him out of it or destroys him. Man has done this in all the ages. There is not an acre of ground on the globe that is in possession of its rightful owner, or that has not been taken away from owner after owner, cycle after cycle, by force and bloodshed.

　　 Man is the only Slave. And he is the only animal who enslaves. He has always been a slave in one form or another, and has always held other slaves in bondage 1 under him in one way or another. In our day he is always some man's slave for wages, and does the man's work; and this slave has other slaves under him for minor 2 wages, and they do his work. The higher animals are the only ones who exclusively do their own work and provide their own living.  

　　Man is the only Patriot 3. He sets himself apart in his own country, under his own flag, and sneers 4 at the other nations, and keeps multitudinous uniformed assassins on hand at heavy expense to grab slices of other people's countries, and keep them from grabbing slices of his. And in the intervals 5 between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for "the universal brotherhood 6 of man"-with his mouth.

　　Man is the Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion-several of them. He is the only animal that loves his neighbor as himself, and cuts his throat if his theology isn't straight. He has made a graveyard 7 of the globe in trying his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven. He was at it in the time of Caesars, he was at it in Mahomet's time, he was at it in the time of the Inquisition, he was at it in France a couple of centuries, he was at it in England in Mary's day, he has been at it ever since he first saw the light, he is at it today in Crete-as per the telegrams quoted above*-he will be at it somewhere else tomorrow. The higher animals have no religion. And we are told that they are going to be left out, in the Hereafter. I wonder why? It seems questionable 8 taste.

　　 Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to me that he is the Unreasoning Animal. Note his history, as sketched 9 above. It seems plain to me that whatever he is he is not a reasoning animal. His record is the fantastic record of a maniac 10. I consider that the strongest count against his intelligence is the fact that with that record back of him he blandly 11 sets himself up as the head animal of the lot: whereas by his own standards he is the bottom one.

　　In truth, man is incurably 12 foolish. Simple things which the other animals easily learn, he is incapable 13 of learning. Among my experiments was this. In an hour I taught a cat and a dog to be friends. I put them in a cage. In another hour I taught them to be friends with a rabbit. In the course of two days I was able to add a fox, a goose, a squirrel and some doves. Finally a monkey. They lived together in peace; even affectionately.

　 By Mark Twain