时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Breast enhancement



A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breasts. He tells her, "Honey,you don't need surgery for that. She asks,"Then how do I do it?" "Just mb toilet paper between them, he says. She replies, "How does that make them bigger?" He answers, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass 1."



Notes:



1.A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breaste.

有一个女人和她丈夫说她想去做隆胸手术。

breast和chest都可以指胸部,若想要明确地表示男人 或女人的乳房,则可用breast;若要表示胸腔,则可用 chest。

2.He tells her, "Honey,you don't need surgery for that."

他告诉地说:“亲爱的.你不需要为了那个动手木。”

3.She asks, "Then how do I do it?"

她问道:“那么我要怎么做?”

“then”在这里有“如果是那样的话,那么”的意思,它也 可以放在句尾,如:How do I do it, then?

4. "Just rub toilet paper between them。"he says.

他说广只要用卫生紙在它们之间摩擦就可以了。”

只要是有摩擦的动作,通常都可以用mb这个词,如:摩擦双手、揉眼睛.擦药(化妆品)、擦盘子等。

toilet paper 卫生纸

5.She replies, "How does that make them bigger?"

她回答:“那怎么让它们变大?”

“make +人(物)+形容同或名词”表示“使某人或物变得 …或成为…”,如:His behavior made me angry.他的行为使 我生气。He made her his personal assistant.他让她成为他的 私人助理。

6,He answers, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass." 他回答道:“我不知道,但是它对你的屁股很有效。”

丈夫借此机会嘲讽老婆的屁股大。



1 ass
n.驴;傻瓜,蠢笨的人
  • He is not an ass as they make him.他不象大家猜想的那样笨。
  • An ass endures his burden but not more than his burden.驴能负重但不能超过它能力所负担的。
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- teria
air sious
alcala de guadaira
aluminium triformate
audit arrangement
auxiliary emulsifying agent
bar cutoff machine
bioaccumulator
CHACIDAE
chemical composition of aerosol
construction inspection data report
corally
corpus (oss. metacarpi)
craze
crumple pattern
damped wave detector
digitatus
disseisor
duration of heat release
economic responsibility system
eddy milled particle
eggs someone on
enns r.
faces about
family sylviidaes
FANNIIDAE
favites pentagona
forced rubbery deformation
genus thevetias
glass dish evaporation test
glycoprotein secretory cell
GM_most-the-most-mostly
hand mating service
hoi an (faifo)
Hwangsuwǒn-ri
internal reference sample of nmr
interoperably
Juniperus saltuaria
kendon
kill/detection ratio
Kita-ura
koura
Kuvak-Nikol'skoye
lamp shade
lead release
Leptodermis ovata
lerm
lexeis
like kind
logical line end symbol
long wave infrared region
low carbon
low-oblique photograph
luminogram
make one's living
Manassite
melts
minispiral
missamore
missionallowance
move order
moving average line
non-inclusive
oil log
overhead fire
Pall ring
papillosa
pentafluoro-phenyl-thiohydantion
peso
petasites fragranss
pipiest
plate vibrating compactor
primary navigation system
primitia
problem of impossible construction
prostituta
purseless
radius of rounded crest
reactance bond
reproductive disorder
reykjaviks
righthandedness
rubidium-strontium age method
Salix boseensis
sclerokeratoiritis
shavery
single-screw type vise
steeming
tanha
tengiz
threephase kilowatt-hour meter
trimarans
undistorted signal
upright type
variable-erase recording
Vera Cruz
vibrating type automatic power factor regulator
W. & W.
weight of unkown
whiffled
Xiao Hong
zeroadjuster