时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Q: What does a ghost eat for dessert?

A: I scream. (Ice cream)



Q: Where does a ghost mail his letters?

A: At the ghost office. (Post office)



Q: What did the ghost mail home while on vacation?

A: Ghostcards. (Post cards)



Q: What amusement park ride does a ghost like best?

A: The roller ghoster. (Roller coaster)



Q: What do you say to a ghost with three heads?

A: Hello, hello, hello.



Q: What's the difference between a ghost and a butcher 1?

A: One stays awake and the other weighs a steak.



1 butcher
n.屠夫,肉商,小贩;vt.屠宰,屠杀
  • A butcher needs sharp knives.屠夫需利刃。
  • He was as great a butcher as the world has been.他是有史以来最大的杀人狂。
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anthoxanthins
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Behave yourself!
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luteinizing hormone (lh)
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mycorhiza
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