时间:2018-12-26 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

rubber



Guess what the penis said 1 to the rubber. The answer is "Cover 2 me. I'm going 3 in."



Notes:

1. Guess what the penis said to the rubber.

猜猜小弟弟会跟安全套说什么。



penis的口语别称有dick, peter, tool,所以在美国的年轻一辈.很少人取名Dick(迪克),但因为尼克松(Nixon)总 统的名宇是Dick,所以还有父母为儿子取名Dick;而Peter (彼得)是耶稣的十二门徒之一,故还有人以之为名。penis 还有男外两个比较粗俗的别称prick和cock。

"rubber"原是"橡胶”的意思,因为安全套的材质是橡胶, 所以rubber就成了安全套(condom)的俗名(slang name)。它还有另外一种说法prophylactic,也可以指各种预防性病或避免怀孕的用品。



2. The answer is "Cover me. I'm going in."

答案是:“盖住(掩护)我,我要进去了。”



“cover”有"覆盖;掩护”的意思,小弟弟要安全套把它盖住,它要进去了。常看美国瞀匪片的人对这句话应该不陌生,当警察准备冲锋陷阵直捣贼窝时,通常会对自己的搭档 (partner)说这句话。



1 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
2 cover
n.盖子,覆盖物;v.覆盖…,扩及,掩饰
  • Under cover of the dark,the dog was stolen.在黑夜的掩护下,狗被偷走了。
  • The book needs a new cover.这书需要装个新封面。
3 going
n.去,离去,地面(或道路)的状况,工作情况;(复数形式)goings: 行为;adj.进行中的,流行的,现存的
  • We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
  • He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。
学英语单词
accessibility for repair
antiairborne
archeus
Asterichnites
at weekend
bactofugeur
Bambouk
band selection switch
be apprehensive for
bear fur
birdnapping
blowpipe head
boccia
bond area
brandfort
bronchial syncope
bullitt
cacotheline
carrier phase
center-of-gravity rule
commutator voltage
condom use
corner periscope
counter flow combustor
dennebol
dinner-theater
dioptric imaging
egerman
energy stored by an inductor
engine mans indicator
eosinophilopoietin
external hemorrhoid
feel anxious
flip-chip method
French hood
fructus naturales
fungal filament
garlicked
genus Ceratonia
gerberinside
glass cullet
grackle
Haast Bluff
hallenbeck
Hallstead
helvine
hilar dance
home-lot
Hraun
kerteszs
kipus
Larkinesque
leasing
level of radioactivity
linoleum deck
long drop
lose the lead
Martizay
McCarthy's reflex
meigs's capillarys
meteorologic log book
ministerial responsibility
neurasthenia universalis
of suture line
oriental plane
Os pelvicum
Otjongundu
paradoxic patellar reflex
pastries
pectens
pedogamy
physostigmine hydrochloride
pipeless system of heating
Piptelate
playwrite
pluck up courage
Powersum
Primula tsiangii
pseudoequivalent potential temperature
reception channel
remembres
reskuing
rising arch
rungheads
scatter to the four winds
servicing area
session request
Silene incisa
simple lipid
somatic embryogenesis
sorghum molasses
sowback
spondulic
SR cylinder oil
statement function name
the Army at Home
Thorez, Maurice
trapezium (or large multangular bone)
tree function
underpayers
unrulableness