时间:2018-12-25 作者:英语课 分类:新思路单项技能教材口语PETS


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A Game

[00:26.98]A programmer and a novelist are sitting next to each other on a train

[00:33.36]from Chicageo to New York.

[00:37.20]The programmer leans over to the novelist

[00:41.95]and asks if he would like to play a game.

[00:46.32]The novelist just wants to take a nap,

[00:50.78]so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch some Zs.

[00:57.73]The programmer persists and explains that the dgame dis really easy

[01:04.10]and lots of fun.

[01:07.34]He explains"I ask you a question,

[01:12.31]and if you don't know the answer,you pay me $5.

[01:17.77]Then you ask me a question,and if I don't know the answer,I'll pay you $5."

[01:26.54]Again,the novelist politely declines and tries to get to sleep.

[01:33.10]The programmer,now a little annoyed,says,

[01:38.06]"OK,if you don't know the answer you pay me $5,

[01:44.54]and if I know the answer,I'll pay you $20!"

[01:50.29]This catches the novelist's attention,

[01:54.65]and he sees no end to this torment 1 unless he plays,so he agrees to the game.

[02:02.02]The programmer asks the first question.

[02:07.76]"What's the distance from New Orleans,Louisiana to Phoenix,Arizona?"

[02:14.74]The novelist doesn't say a word,but reaches into his wallet,

[02:20.59]pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the programmer.

[02:26.16]Now,it's the novelist's turn.

[02:30.28]He asks the programmer"What dives into a swimming pool on two legs,

[02:37.65]and comes back up with three?"

[02:41.41]The programmer looks at him with a puzzled look.

[02:46.06]He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references.

[02:52.43]He taps into the phone system on the train with his modem 2

[02:58.00]and searches the net and the Library of Congress.

[03:03.35]Frustrated,he sends e-mail to his co-workers-all to no avail.

[03:10.30]After about an hour,he wakes up the novelist and hands him$20.

[03:17.43]The novelist politely takes the $20 and turns away to try to get back to sleep.

[03:24.90]The programmer,more than a little miffed,

[03:29.45]shakes the novelist and asks"Well,so what's the answer?"

[03:35.61]Without a word,the novelist reaches into his wallet,

[03:41.65]hands the programmer $5,and turns away to get back to sleep.

[03:48.28]A Money-saving Telegram

[04:19.84]Governor Simpson was going to deliver a speech for reelection,

[04:26.81]and he anticipated heavy press coverage 3 of the speech.

[04:32.77]His campaign committee had arranged for 500,000 copies of the speech

[04:40.14]to be distributed throughout the state.

[04:44.19]At the last minute,the publisher of the speech

[04:49.44]learned that no one had obtained permission to use the photograph

[04:55.08]of Governor Simpson that would be printed as part of the speech.

[05:00.41]Under the exiting copyright laws,

[05:04.77]it would have cost the publisher one dollar a copy

[05:10.33]to run the photo without permission.

[05:14.38]The printing had already been paid for,

[05:18.51]and Governor Simpson's campaign manager

[05:23.08]was not about to let 500,000 copies of the speech be burned as scrap 4.

[05:29.74]So he sent a telegram to the studio that owned the copyright of the picture:

[05:36.90]"Planning to issue 500,000 copies of Simpson speech with his picture on cover.

[05:43.75]Great publicity 5 opportunity for the photographer.

[05:48.60]How much will you pay us to use your photograph?"

[05:52.97]Within an hour,he had a telegram in reply:

[05:57.83]"Appreciate opportunity,but can only pay$500."

[06:03.89]It's a VIP

[06:36.64]Mr.Mondello was CEO of a large multinational 6 trading corporation in New York.

[06:46.10]He was on a visit to Boston

[06:50.85]to unveil his bronze statue at the grand opening ceremony of a local branch.

[06:58.72]Since Mr.Mondello wanted to give the guys a surprise,

[07:05.56]he was there a day earlier,

[07:09.53]and he rent a limousine 7 at the airport after he arrived in Boston.

[07:16.98]He got in and saw the driver,wearing leather racing 8 gloves,

[07:24.13]elbow out of the window,hair blowing in the breeze.

[07:30.19]Mr.Mondello knocked on the glass and said:

[07:35.84]"I bet you have never sat back here before,

[07:41.01]and I have never driven one of these things before.

[07:46.05]So,what do you say,shall we trade places?

[07:51.69]You come back here and let me drive?"

[07:56.13]"Do you know your way around here in the city?"the driver asked.

[08:03.68]"Are you kidding?I've been here millions of times."Mr.Mondello answered.

[08:11.34]The driver then pulled over to the curb,got out,

[08:16.98]let Mr.Mondello behind the wheel,and he settled in the back.

[08:23.04]Mr.Mondello adjusted the mirrors and stuck his elbow out of the window.

[08:30.17]Meanwhile,the driver was enjoying the comforts of the limo in the back:

[08:36.44]big leather seats,one-way tinted 9 glass,air conditioning,

[08:43.10]sliding sunroof,stereo,television with satellite dish,

[08:49.76]and magic fingers under the seat.

[08:54.31]Soon they got to the front gates of a new building.

[08:59.59]But the security guard didn't open the gates for them.

[09:04.26]Mr.Mondello honked 10 the horn.

[09:08.39]The guy came over to the limo.

[09:12.33]"Look buddy,who do you think you are..."

[09:17.30]and he saw Mr.Mondelo behind the wheel.

[09:21.45]"I'm sorry,sir.I didn't.."He quickly went to open the gates.

[09:28.22]At this moment

[09:31.09]the director of security in the building got the guard on the radio.

[09:36.97]"Who is it in the limo,Bruce? You're not supposed to let them in."

[09:43.63]The guard said:"It's a VIP."

[09:48.17]The director said:"O.K.Bruce,I understand.

[09:53.63]Tell me.Just how important is he?

[09:58.39]Is he more important than the general manager?"

[10:02.83]The guard said:"Yes.He's more important than the general manager."

[10:09.18]"He's more important than the general manager?Who the hell is he then?"

[10:15.65]"Well,I can't rightly say who he is,but I can tell you this.

[10:22.60]His driver is Mr.Mondello!"



1 torment
n.折磨;令人痛苦的东西(人);vt.折磨;纠缠
  • He has never suffered the torment of rejection.他从未经受过遭人拒绝的痛苦。
  • Now nothing aggravates me more than when people torment each other.没有什么东西比人们的互相折磨更使我愤怒。
2 modem
n.调制解调器
  • Does your computer have a modem?你的电脑有调制解调器吗?
  • Provides a connection to your computer via a modem.通过调制解调器连接到计算机上。
3 coverage
n.报导,保险范围,保险额,范围,覆盖
  • There's little coverage of foreign news in the newspaper.报纸上几乎没有国外新闻报道。
  • This is an insurance policy with extensive coverage.这是一项承保范围广泛的保险。
4 scrap
n.碎片;废料;v.废弃,报废
  • A man comes round regularly collecting scrap.有个男人定时来收废品。
  • Sell that car for scrap.把那辆汽车当残品卖了吧。
5 publicity
n.众所周知,闻名;宣传,广告
  • The singer star's marriage got a lot of publicity.这位歌星的婚事引起了公众的关注。
  • He dismissed the event as just a publicity gimmick.他不理会这件事,只当它是一种宣传手法。
6 multinational
adj.多国的,多种国籍的;n.多国籍公司,跨国公司
  • The firm was taken over by a multinational consulting firm.这家公司被一个跨国咨询公司收购。
  • He analyzed the relationship between multinational corporations and under-developed countries.他分析了跨国公司和不发达国家之间的关系。
7 limousine
n.豪华轿车
  • A chauffeur opened the door of the limousine for the grand lady.司机为这个高贵的女士打开了豪华轿车的车门。
  • We arrived in fine style in a hired limousine.我们很气派地乘坐出租的豪华汽车到达那里。
8 racing
n.竞赛,赛马;adj.竞赛用的,赛马用的
  • I was watching the racing on television last night.昨晚我在电视上看赛马。
  • The two racing drivers fenced for a chance to gain the lead.两个赛车手伺机竞相领先。
9 tinted
v.(使)发出雁叫似的声音,鸣(喇叭),按(喇叭)( honk的过去式和过去分词 )
  • I drove up in front of the house and honked. 我将车开到屋子前面然后按喇叭。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
  • He honked his horn as he went past. 他经过时按响了汽车喇叭。 来自《简明英汉词典》
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