时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Little Albert came 1 home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize 2, mother," he explained 3.


"A prize? What for, dear?"


"For natural 4 history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich 5 has, and I said 6 three."


"But an ostrich has only two legs."


"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was 7 the closest."


小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品,妈妈。”他解释道。


“奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”


“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿,我说有三条。”


“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”


“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”



1 came
v.动词come的过去式
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里,我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
2 prize
n.奖,奖品,战利品;v.珍视,捕获
  • He won a prize for good behaviour at school.他因在校的表现好而获奖。
  • He hopes from his very heart that he will win a prize.他满心希望获奖。
3 explained
v.讲解,解释( explain的过去式和过去分词 );说明…的原因,辩解;说明,解释,辩解
  • It's the nth time I've explained it to you. 这件事我已经向你解释过无数遍了。
  • He explained that he had to leave at once. 他解释说他必须立即离开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 natural
adj.自然的,正常的,天生的;n.有天赋的人
  • He is a natural dancer.他是天生的舞蹈家。
  • Try to look natural for your photograph.拍照时要自然一点。
5 ostrich
n.鸵鸟
  • Ostrich is the fastest animal on two legs.驼鸟是双腿跑得最快的动物。
  • The ostrich indeed inhabits continents.鸵鸟确实是生活在大陆上的。
6 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
7 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
学英语单词
agricultural means of production
aided tracking time constant
alias analysis
Ammerschwihr
apothecaries' pound
azimuth commutator
bareroot
basket implant
be at home
Bengtsfors
bombard
busto
caladesi
calculable capacitor
care card
caustic curve
come under someone's notice
contactarm
cowherding
cyto-chromatin
degenerate segment
double cell bed
dynamic hysteresis loop
effective turbulent mixing model
enbucrilate
fiber crosstalk
field date code
figure of dawin
financial packages
frevo
fried herring with egg sauce
full angle
gals.
genomic stress
guaiacyl calcium
herrod
hipsterss
ichthyogalltoxin
in one's stocking feet
infers
inherent resolution
initialzing
intermittent sampling
internal-revenue
j2ee
jackson-stop
Lactobacillus leichmannii
laten heat calorimeter
liberation theology
light sensitive surface
liquid carbonitriding
loubber
Maondo
meadow nematode
Mesona parviflora
more gas
multilayer metallic bearing
naphuride
nitritoid shock
nonchondrodysplastic
nonprint
orizaba
otosclerosis
parabolic point of a surface
peraffable
pertechnic
petroplinthite
plectorhinchus lineatus
polyhexamethylene sebacamide
pregate amplifier
Procne
professor ordinarius
pubic artery
radar theodolite
rangefinder platform
recessus triangularis
replenishment spare parts
rucking up
Saizen
salesperson's floater
scarf planer
simultaneous pancreas and renal transplantation
single stage impulse turbine
spent fuel assembly
static sense organ
steady-state diffusion
sum of a random number of random variables
supererogates
theis formula
thermocouple dew-point hygrometer
thin film resistance thermometer
timelapse
tpc (taiwan power company)
true random noise
ultraviolet spectra
untumultuous
washing down
willy-willies
XCVR
Xiushanian Age
z-transfer function
Zhamansor