时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Little Albert came 1 home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize 2, mother," he explained 3.


"A prize? What for, dear?"


"For natural 4 history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich 5 has, and I said 6 three."


"But an ostrich has only two legs."


"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was 7 the closest."


小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品,妈妈。”他解释道。


“奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”


“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿,我说有三条。”


“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”


“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”



1 came
v.动词come的过去式
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里,我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
2 prize
n.奖,奖品,战利品;v.珍视,捕获
  • He won a prize for good behaviour at school.他因在校的表现好而获奖。
  • He hopes from his very heart that he will win a prize.他满心希望获奖。
3 explained
v.讲解,解释( explain的过去式和过去分词 );说明…的原因,辩解;说明,解释,辩解
  • It's the nth time I've explained it to you. 这件事我已经向你解释过无数遍了。
  • He explained that he had to leave at once. 他解释说他必须立即离开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 natural
adj.自然的,正常的,天生的;n.有天赋的人
  • He is a natural dancer.他是天生的舞蹈家。
  • Try to look natural for your photograph.拍照时要自然一点。
5 ostrich
n.鸵鸟
  • Ostrich is the fastest animal on two legs.驼鸟是双腿跑得最快的动物。
  • The ostrich indeed inhabits continents.鸵鸟确实是生活在大陆上的。
6 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
7 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
学英语单词
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adient behavior
adulterised
alfilerilla
assumption of homogeneity of regression
average power range monitor
Baker's paradox
bayji
bertschinger
blank page
Breivikeidet
buffer-state
Bāb al Mandab
C-9
centres for international crime prevention
cerconychia livida
channel reversing switch
cheap credit
cimitery
Cleveland B.
cloacal eminence
cloggers
coarse glue
combined cycle
competing
contracted-out
conversion of the void act
craniosynostosis-radial aplasia syndrome
Cytotaxins
drainage of foundation pit
droop birch
empeyre
environment hazards
epitonium profundum
equilibrium chemical
eupelagic plankton
fibrinous gastritis
flow snubber
foria
gaberdines
genus Squalus
gone off
hand lubricator
handmade brick
hopped up engine
ice cueam mix
insubmergible
investment target selection criteria
Jadhdhānah
killer winding
Kizil'skoye
langbeinite
lay an information against a person
lemniscates
lissajou's figure
low-priotity ready queue
material survey
monopropellant hydrazine rocket (mhr)
mouth fungus
Muir, John
multifrequeney code signalling
nonstimulants
old covenant
on-card clock distribution
outer orbital coordination compound
paxilloid
periungual wart
phreatic zone
pitman head
plastic silverware
plate reformer
pneutronic meter
putrescent pulp
radioactive antibodies
ratio regulation
resource sharing time-sharing system
resynchronizing
rudiments of tank gunnery
run-scorings
rush-swamp stage
Serpukhovian Stage
shake ... out
shape-perceptions
solar-excited laser
spalling fatigue
spiral-ridged cyclotron
sport-confidence
stability in the large
subcarrier transmission
subcondensation
sure-bet
sweetfaced
theologen
thermistor thermometer
three name paper
trawlboats
trophy-rooms
tub thumping
upstairs
urbon
ventricular cannula
vernolepin