时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

Little Albert came 1 home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize 2, mother," he explained 3.


"A prize? What for, dear?"


"For natural 4 history. Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich 5 has, and I said 6 three."


"But an ostrich has only two legs."


"I know it now. But all the pupils said four, so I was 7 the closest."


小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品,妈妈。”他解释道。


“奖品?因为什么得的。亲爱的?”


“因为自然课得的。老师问我鸵鸟有几条腿,我说有三条。”


“但是鸵鸟是两条腿啊。”


“我现在知道了。但其他学生都说有四条。所以还是我最接近正确答案。”



1 came
v.动词come的过去式
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里,我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
2 prize
n.奖,奖品,战利品;v.珍视,捕获
  • He won a prize for good behaviour at school.他因在校的表现好而获奖。
  • He hopes from his very heart that he will win a prize.他满心希望获奖。
3 explained
v.讲解,解释( explain的过去式和过去分词 );说明…的原因,辩解;说明,解释,辩解
  • It's the nth time I've explained it to you. 这件事我已经向你解释过无数遍了。
  • He explained that he had to leave at once. 他解释说他必须立即离开。 来自《简明英汉词典》
4 natural
adj.自然的,正常的,天生的;n.有天赋的人
  • He is a natural dancer.他是天生的舞蹈家。
  • Try to look natural for your photograph.拍照时要自然一点。
5 ostrich
n.鸵鸟
  • Ostrich is the fastest animal on two legs.驼鸟是双腿跑得最快的动物。
  • The ostrich indeed inhabits continents.鸵鸟确实是生活在大陆上的。
6 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
7 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是,在
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
学英语单词
abdominal respiration
Aberangell
Acipenser transmontanus
aecidium kaernbachii
all air heat recovery system
Alotenango
alouatta fusca
anti-knock fuel
arato
baa-lamb
Bacillus sulphureus
Barkhausen-Kurz oscillator
bay rum
butled
cable terminal rack
callistocythere ovata
calv
Cape Oil Route
chirocephaluss
christian science monitor
connecting rod assembly
coonda-oil
cosolvent effect
counting of gemstones
cypraea pulchella
dahurian buckthorn
Dayton Accord
digital indicator board
dilatometry
drought index
dry sand mold hardness penetrator
eophytes
ergaster
eye brow
fisa
gas decay tank
gelastic
get something into shape
gi(g)antism
go to the bent
Hill determinantal equation
hot-dipped terne
ice bomb
ichthoform
idle-headed
indirection
inepticality
informal joint committee on host
Interactive Cable TV
Judeocides
juglones
katsunobus
kinetic resistance
Krasnosamarskoye
Kumazawa Banzan
look after the house
low-powereds
lower-
Marble Point
mero
methenyltetrahydromethanopterin cyclohydrolase
mipcin
Monforte d'Alba
National Insurance Number
Nicolet, Jean
nonelike
open wound
order at discretion
out-loose
pedantocratic
plow press drill
polypidial pore
Potentilla reptans var. sericophylla
precipitation-hardened
race tracks
reevesia thyrsoidea lindl.
relocatable code
reversible amplifier
rospigliosis
safeholds
second spiracle
Seresta
shop-liftings
sight gage
stabilization for sands by afforestation
straw sack
superregion
surface penetration course
syndiploid
teragray
three-plug connector
three-step
tidal oscillation
time scale change factor
toluene disulfonate
troparia
truncated mouth
vacuum ion pump
volunteer plant
Western Apache
wind-tipped stereocomparator
ybedded