时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一天,父亲和小儿子一道回家,这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?”


“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那么我就算醉了。”


“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”



学英语单词
Afros
all souls'day
an nasiriyah
angle of attack of transducer
apodeictics
Arabicises
area of passage
autothysis
b-r
Bacaadweeyn
be of a calm temper
boom hoop
calcinal budding
chemical combined water
chorioamniotic fold
class feelings
Coal Utilization Council
conductive ground
convertible premium
Cork-stone
dance on nothing
data stack descriptor
day of remuneration
debugger operation
delative case
diastrophic belt
drill head
driving test order
dyked
effascination
El Uarot
especially for you
farciminosis
Foulness, River
four-bit byte
furculas
gene rearrangement
genus Leptotyphlops
gin-soaked
Global One
go jump in the lake
hard-to-come-by
have a second string to one's bow
heat blocking action
hot-chip coating
houngan
HTML
in the fashion
independente
inner conductance
intortion
ion beam coating method
Isocardia
just-deserts
lasswells
law of double negation
lower critical cooling rate
lycoperdon polymorphum
lysinuric
martiality
mid-level
misfortunates
molecular transition
Napoule, G.de la
nemotype
nonwebbed
nothing very much
optimization pass
ox fence
pain in the arse
petralona
phase plane analysis
piston pin retainer
plunger split ring
point-and-slot support
polypropylene (pp)
proper subgame
Préchac
pulls
radiochlorine
return crease
Riekamycin
rollerbladings
s alper test
schnitzel
sidewoman
sizors
skases
sloping desk
smoke pipe casing
stabilization of dam foundation
syntax definition formalism
synthesized image
Thyrocaleitonin
to do over
to worm
top of stroke
umi
use-cases
vegetation of salts
whose'n
worksuits