时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一天,父亲和小儿子一道回家,这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?”


“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那么我就算醉了。”


“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”



学英语单词
air cooled lamp
Allium scorodoprasum
amateurishness
angiocath
applicaton for shares
Azacort
biological high polymer
bipartile uterus
bitonally
bordering joints
bristle plucking machine
Bulbophyllum riyanum
butadiene-vinyl pyridine rubber
Carex maackii
chemical sewage sludge
co-polarization
Codonopsis kawakamii
cold-blooded murder
consistency limit
crystallite size
derived money
dextrorsely
dichloro-propionanilide
dinonucleus
discrete message
dissolved organic carbon
ditten
empty template
epithelioid histiocytoma
F. P. R.
fangles
five-harness sateen
gate binary
gestural
Graduated payment
hexagonal structure
house for sale
indigenous inclusion
infraversion malposition
jerry-built
KASCADE
Kennet, River
KIPS (kilopounds)
Kuiper-belt
Lampazos
Lieberkuhn's glands
loq
Loule
ludmilla
lurpy
metallic zinc granule
metamorphized
minimum turn radius
monitoring feedback signal
Märjamaa
Neapolitan ice (cream)
nera
Oddastadhavatn
over night
paper filler
perfect sight
pine land
plank-sheers
plate shears,guillotine shear
policy support
pupillodilator
pure optics
querencia
radar-conspicuous feature
rebound area
refrigerated seawater fresh-keeping fish carrier
regeneration time
registration databases
Ribes grossularia
rice papers
sao joao do piaui
schuettler
seizen in fact
sellmeier coefficients
shoe cream
shoulderblades
sit down at table
slaking residue
slicingly
SMBus
Solenopotes capillatus
Spathoglottis pubescens
sphagnum teres ansstr.
students' union
subunguis
sure-bet
Therianthropism
underwater current
underwater television system
unfecundated
war-shattereds
warente
wireless log
woads
worktable rotation
wotcher
xanthid crabs