时间:2018-12-07 作者:英语课 分类:英文笑话


英语课

一天,父亲和小儿子一道回家,这孩子正处于那种对什么事都感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?”


“唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成四个,那么我就算醉了。”


“可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”



学英语单词
aggregate area of wires
antennophorid
apatite pyroxenite
aroph
Asset substitution
automatic tractor
automatic transfer press
avage
babyrussa
bill of material processor
blogaholic
buoyant lifeline
cannagenin
cellulose base fiber
Cenderawasih, Jazirah
centrophilic
chacotriose
change of venue
cipamfylline
close the list
counterfeitly
Czudec
dead sounding
dip into one's purse
diphenyl iodonium hydroxide
direct and indirect process cost
Doulaincourt
Duodecember
dynamic business analysis
economic colonialism
electrical bibeam bridge crane
endoglobular degeneration
excitation radiation
family ascaphidaes
family Platanistidae
ferdinand joseph la menthe mortons
fleuves
fluid coupling
general purpose tester
goldfish-bowls
good ol'
grave monument
griffs
grump
gunited concrete
inboard hinging type flood valve
inherent overheating protection
intermediate computer
jellied
joint fir
Katsura Imperial Villa
lex loci delictus
linear milling machine
magister navis
mediterranean mooring
messrooms
mountain building force
note to self
one-third-octave
optical flint glass
Oshino
Otumi
papillomavirus bovine papillomavirus
perstand
pilot edition
Planck's law of radiation
provide service
pseudocollix hyperythra catalalia
pulmonic stenosis
pump flow
Pyroside
qux
recuperative tank furnace
regiones clavicularis
rime royal
rocket sounding
rubato
Scutellaria altaicola
sector teeth
seven relations
sheet gum
sleeve protection method of pipe wall
soil environment quality assessment
somatotopic map
subscale
subsidiary subject
sunblazer (solar probe)
surge up
sweet nothingss
table of weights and measures
team player
the lowdown
the monster
traditionalistically
turn to dust and ashes
vibices
wartime manpower planning system
western longitude
western wood pewees
worm geared
Yoda-like
Zaigrayevo