时间:2018-11-27 作者:英语课 分类:背诵为王第一册


英语课

2 A Teenager's Joke: Guidelines 2 for Doing Schoolwork



My school had a policy about homework. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night doing homework. This is how I use the time for my work.

Fifteen minutes looking for assignment; Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment; Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and does not like teenagers; Eight minutes in the bathroom; Ten minutes getting a snack; Seven minutes checking the TV Guide; Six minutes telling my parents that the teacher never explained the assignment; ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

guideline 1 指导方针 policy 政策 per 每

assignment 作业 mean 低劣的 snack 小吃 TV guide 电视指南



有关青少年的一则笑话——做作业的指导方针

我的学校有一项针对作业的政策。学生每天晚上做作业的时间不应该超过九十分钟。以下

就是我如何为完成作业而使用这九十分钟的。

花十五分钟找作业;

花十一分钟打电话向同学问作业;

花二十三分 钟抱怨 老师为什么总是那么讨厌,为什么不喜欢我们这些十几岁的孩子;

花八分钟在洗手间里;

花十分钟找小吃;

花七分钟查看电视节目预告;

花六分钟告诉父母,老师从没解释过所布置的作业;

花十分钟坐在餐桌旁等妈妈或者爸爸来做作业



1 guideline
n.指导原则,指导方针,准则
  • They see the law only as a general guideline.他们视法律为一般的准则。
  • This is probably the most important interaction design guideline.这基本上是最重要的交互设计指导准则。
2 guidelines
n.指导方针,准则
  • The government has drawn up guidelines on the treatment of the mentally ill. 政府制订了对待精神病人的指导方针。
  • Planners seem a little uncomfortable with the current government guidelines. 规划师似乎不太接受现行的政府指道方针。
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advertisement design
aircraft passenger insurance
antinicotinic acid
balance betweeen supply and demand of commodities
Banzyville
Berriasian Age
bleaching lye
bleomycin(BLM)
bogh
brydie
Bushbury
c.i.d
calibration radio-beacon
callicebus personatus
central cusp deformity
centring screw
come over big
costocolic fold
crush on her
decoder switching unit
dermatopathy
earpiece plug
east germany
engwall
Eremurus altaicus
extinguishant
felson
felt strip
function of bounded variation
gear reduction unit
glassworts
glycerophosphate
Goncourt, Jules Alfred Huot de
Gubernija
headlight socket
high power pulse
high tension wire
holding (pattern) speed
ierarch
igls
immunofluorometric
indecency
industrial-grade
intermediate cylinder
laangbanite
leadlights
less than car load team yard
liquifiable assets
long-term effect
luliya
mercury(ii) telluride
microphone directivity
molten-salt growth
molybdenum alloy resistance furnace
Myeluein
Neptuneinae
neutral steel
Nischu
non recurring charge
nonchelated
nonprogressor
nouny
oscillating displacement pump
oxyalkylation
oysters Rockefeller
parabolic increase allocation method
phaenogam
pieprint
Pike Road
pinhole method
pit fault
plasma squeezing
polyanthea
polyfluortetraethylene plate
polystichum kodamae tagawa
pornocracy
pseudomedia
Pyretophysiology
Republic of Djibouti
Reynolds law of similarity
RPTV
safo
salvatori
schungite
Scutellaria tuberifera
seafront
Smith's method
strepsiades
tablet and ticket block system
thermometer-holder
tri dimensional analogue computer
tritriacontyl
ultraviolet cure
unexpansively
vampiresque
vibration acceleration level
Vittorio
voltage clamp
well-determined
wellcloth
wire drawing machine