时间:2018-11-27 作者:英语课 分类:背诵为王第一册


英语课

2 A Teenager's Joke: Guidelines 2 for Doing Schoolwork



My school had a policy about homework. Students should not spend more than ninety minutes per night doing homework. This is how I use the time for my work.

Fifteen minutes looking for assignment; Eleven minutes calling a friend for the assignment; Twenty three minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and does not like teenagers; Eight minutes in the bathroom; Ten minutes getting a snack; Seven minutes checking the TV Guide; Six minutes telling my parents that the teacher never explained the assignment; ten minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom or Dad to do the assignment.

guideline 1 指导方针 policy 政策 per 每

assignment 作业 mean 低劣的 snack 小吃 TV guide 电视指南



有关青少年的一则笑话——做作业的指导方针

我的学校有一项针对作业的政策。学生每天晚上做作业的时间不应该超过九十分钟。以下

就是我如何为完成作业而使用这九十分钟的。

花十五分钟找作业;

花十一分钟打电话向同学问作业;

花二十三分 钟抱怨 老师为什么总是那么讨厌,为什么不喜欢我们这些十几岁的孩子;

花八分钟在洗手间里;

花十分钟找小吃;

花七分钟查看电视节目预告;

花六分钟告诉父母,老师从没解释过所布置的作业;

花十分钟坐在餐桌旁等妈妈或者爸爸来做作业



1 guideline
n.指导原则,指导方针,准则
  • They see the law only as a general guideline.他们视法律为一般的准则。
  • This is probably the most important interaction design guideline.这基本上是最重要的交互设计指导准则。
2 guidelines
n.指导方针,准则
  • The government has drawn up guidelines on the treatment of the mentally ill. 政府制订了对待精神病人的指导方针。
  • Planners seem a little uncomfortable with the current government guidelines. 规划师似乎不太接受现行的政府指道方针。
学英语单词
AAAB
abstract declarator
acorine
acoustic homing torpedo
actinium tricyclopentadienide
bachelor stage
BATHYCLUPEIDA
biased momentum wheel
binary normal
bolivar pen.
Bonefeld
breakdown of martensite
button breaking machine
cake pan
candoxatrilat
chemiosmotic mechanism
chronic pulmonary heart disease
close coupled edger
complete heart block
contact drier
Corpus pancreatis
cruel plant
descreening
dog wanker
e.s.p
electric clutch
electricity consumed
encounter-prone
exponents
eyelens
Fibrae hypothalamocorticales
formal protest
gallicolae migration
graphite seal
hail-fellows-
herborise
high pressure generator
hillwards
Hirci
hymenal
Indochinese peninsula
Innigkeit
insidiator
integrated information processing
internodium
junta de energia nuclear
kaoliang anthracnose
kinisons
lactation room
lead orthoantimonate
limited cognitive resource
locsin (daraga)
longitudinal welding sequence
low-loader
lunar elemental analysis
main steam blow-off station
mortadellas
multiethnic
narrower band
neon sign
non-scanning direction finding
Nose L.
one-class
overall computing speed
perfecti
Petaluridae
phonograph oscillator
physicochemical treatment
pinguecula
plasma drug level
posterior external arcuate fibers
pre-programmeds
products used to conduct business
quod erat demonstrandum
quotient system
record syntax
reverse slope
sensory performance
Sint Eustatius
skeleton splint
snowpea
soft lithography
split lever
SSSV
storage site
straightway setup
synthetic proteins
telesthetoscope
thrust margin
Tissen
too-comfortable
total radiation
transcription complex
Ubangi(Oubangui)
umbillical vesicle
underrecorded
warmingtons
washing hole
wisconsin card sorting test (wcst)
witchweed
would have none of