时间:2019-02-18 作者:英语课 分类:伍迪单口相声精选


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   I had once a pain in the chestal area.


  有一次我胸口部位很疼。
  Now, I was sure it was heartburn, y'know, 'cause at that time I was married and my wife cooking with her nazi 1 recipies, y'know, chicken Himmler.
  我想那一定是胃灼热,因为那时我已经结婚了,我妻子总是做那些纳粹食谱给我吃,譬如“希姆莱子鸡”。
  I didn't wanna pay twenty-five bucks 2 to have it reaffirmed by some medic, that I had heartburn. But I was worried 'cause it was in the chestal area.
  我不想付二十五美元让医生给我确诊一下我是不是有胃灼热。但是我又很担心,因为那是在胸口部位。
  Then it turns out my friend, Eggs Benedict, has a pain in his chestal area, in the same exact spot.
  碰巧的是我朋友,他叫艾格斯·本尼迪克特(又是一种早餐名,“火腿蛋松饼”,也有用三文鱼和烤面包等做的。) ,也在胸口的部位疼痛,完全是同一个位置。
  I figured if I could get Eggs to go to the doctor, I could figure out what was wrong with me, at no charge, so I con 3 Eggs.
  我想要是我能让艾格斯去看医生,那样我也知道我出了什么问题,不用花钱。于是我就骗艾格斯。
  He goes. Turns out he's got heartburn.
  他去了。结果是他有胃灼热。
  Cost him twenty-five dollars, and I feel great, 'cause I figured I beat the medic out of twenty-five big ones, y'know.
  花了他二十五美元。我感觉好极了,因为我想我省下了整整二十五大元的就医钱。
  Called up Eggs two days later-he died.
  两天后我打电话找艾格斯——他死了。
  I check into a hospital immediately, have a battery of test run and x-rays. Turns out I got heartburn. Cost me a hundred and ten dollars.
  我立即跑去医院检查,连番做了一系列化验和透视,结果我得的就是胃灼热。花了我110美元。
  Now I'm furious 4. I run to Eggs' mother, and I say: "Did he suffer much?"
  我极其生气,跑去找艾格斯的妈妈,我问她:“他死时有没有遭很多罪?”
  And she said: "No, it was quick. Car hit him and that was it."
  她说:“没有,很快。车子撞上他后,一下就过去了。”

n.纳粹分子,adj.纳粹党的,纳粹的
  • They declare the Nazi regime overthrown and sue for peace.他们宣布纳粹政权已被推翻,并出面求和。
  • Nazi closes those war criminals inside their concentration camp.纳粹把那些战犯关在他们的集中营里。
n.雄鹿( buck的名词复数 );钱;(英国十九世纪初的)花花公子;(用于某些表达方式)责任v.(马等)猛然弓背跃起( buck的第三人称单数 );抵制;猛然震荡;马等尥起后蹄跳跃
  • They cost ten bucks. 这些值十元钱。
  • They are hunting for bucks. 他们正在猎雄兔。 来自《简明英汉词典》
n.反对的观点,反对者,反对票,肺病;vt.精读,学习,默记;adv.反对地,从反面;adj.欺诈的
  • We must be fair and consider the reason pro and con.我们必须公平考虑赞成和反对的理由。
  • The motion is adopted non con.因无人投反对票,协议被通过。
adj.狂怒的,暴怒的,强烈的,激烈的
  • I was furious at his making such an accusation.我对他的这种责备非常气愤。
  • His wife was furious with him.他妻子对他大发雷霆。
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