时间:2019-02-05 作者:英语课 分类:伍迪单口相声精选


英语课

   Years ago, my mother gave me a bullet...a bullet, and I put it in my breast pocket.


  几年前,我妈妈给我一颗子弹……一颗子弹,我把它放在我的胸袋里。
  Two years after that, I was walking down the street, when a berserk evangelist heaved a Gideon bible out a hotel room window, hitting me in the chest.
  两年之后,有一天我正在大街上行走,有个发了狂的福音传道者从一家旅馆的窗户里扔出一本基甸版的《圣经》【1】,正好击中我的胸部。
  Bible would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.
  要不是有了那颗子弹,《圣经》会当胸穿透我的心脏。【2】
  【1】基甸版《圣经》由“基甸国际”,一个福音新教会组织,在世界190多个国家以80多种语言免费分发,基甸会员放置《圣经》最主要的场所就是旅馆内。[qh]
  【2】通常的故事是因为口袋里有一本《圣经》而挡住了射来的子弹,救人一命,伍迪在这里显然想反其意而用之。

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