时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

Beer for washing hair

啤酒是洗头用的



Two nuns 2 were shopping and happened to be passing the beer store. One asks the other if she would like a beer. The other nun 1 answered that would be good, but that she would be queasy 3 about purchasing it. The first nun said that she would handle it and picked up a six pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look and the first nun said, "The beer is used for washing our hair." The cashier, without blinking an eye, reached under the counter and put a package of pretzels in the bag with the beer, saying. . ."Here, don't forget the curlers."



两个修女外出购物,路过一家啤酒店。 其中一个修女问另外一个要不要买点啤酒喝。 那个修女回答说她是想喝,但不太敢去买。 第一个修女说她会搞定,说罢拿起一提六瓶装的啤酒,来到收银台。 看到收银员的表情有点怪,第一个修女说,“我们买啤酒是用来洗头的。” 收银员,眼皮都没有眨一下,把手伸进柜台下面,拿出一包椒盐饼干放到装啤酒的袋子里面,说“嘿,卷发器可不能少!”



n.修女,尼姑
  • I can't believe that the famous singer has become a nun.我无法相信那个著名的歌星已做了修女。
  • She shaved her head and became a nun.她削发为尼。
n.(通常指基督教的)修女, (佛教的)尼姑( nun的名词复数 )
  • Ah Q had always had the greatest contempt for such people as little nuns. 小尼姑之流是阿Q本来视如草芥的。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • Nuns are under vows of poverty, chastity and obedience. 修女须立誓保持清贫、贞洁、顺从。 来自辞典例句
adj.易呕的
  • I felt a little queasy on the ship.我在船上觉得有点晕眩想呕吐。
  • He was very prone to seasickness and already felt queasy.他快晕船了,已经感到恶心了。
学英语单词
acid chrome black
an affair of the heart
anacampylotropous
aorne
bachem
basidiosporangium
Böhlitz-Ehrenberg
cage type formula
castlemaine
Cinnamomum japonicum
cis-Atlantic
coarse mesh
Coleridge, Samuel Taylor
Communications deception.
comparative cost concepts
constitutional initiative
continuous density curve
converted ticking
Corbyn
current operating income statement
cyclic module
d'backs
dichloroanthraquinone
document control section
dome slot
Double Density CD
elevator gear reducer box
environmental toxicology
erythritol
exposed waters
finite-element method
furniture factory
geekgasms
genus Dacrydium
guaranteed wage
haunch-up
heat recovery area
hoof ulceration
international six-meter class
irrigation channels
Isochronous.
Joacaba
Lankart
lebeouf
Lidingö
limit of fishing zones
locksmith
macrocephalus
magneto-optic crystal
manutergium
Meinicke reaction
metalphthalein
mid-tropospheric cyclone
mirroredness
modulation jamming
movable batch plant
neurogenic
on-hangers
orders off
over-production
oxidetic
packard
pencil torch
phanaticism
phloems
photoetching method
pokeberry
polymenorrhea
pony-roughing mill
poplitaeus
Pothomorphe subpeltata
precast hollow concrete block
profurea
pseudohalophyte
qaleh-ye mashiz (bardsir)
recambole
relative position of views
resonating chamber
Rocca Imperiale
rope pressure on lagging
scapharca cornea
secondary toxin
self-study course
self-testings
sennoside
similarity of competitive environment
sodophthalyl
stroppiness
sulfenyls
surplus of the nation on current transactions
telemetering totalizer
terminal emulation
toking up
traditional county
U.S.attorney
uncrimp
vector of infection
working-
wrinkling of leaf face
Yiming
yori
Zenn