时间:2019-02-15 作者:英语课 分类:英语笑话(MP3+文本)


英语课

A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. "Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news & some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. "That's the good news?" wails 1 Jones, "What is the bad news?" The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told you yesterday!!!"



小伙子去医院询问诊断结果。“琼斯先生,我要告诉你一个好消息和一个坏消息,好消息是你只能活24小时了。”“这是好消息?”琼斯惨叫了一声,“那么坏消息呢?”医生苦笑一声:“我应该昨天告诉你这些的。”



痛哭,哭声( wail的名词复数 )
  • The child burst into loud wails. 那个孩子突然大哭起来。
  • Through this glaciated silence the white wails of the apartment fixed arbitrary planes. 在这冰封似的沉寂中,公寓的白色墙壁构成了一个个任意的平面。 来自英汉非文学 - 科幻
学英语单词
acipenser transmontanuss
Akaszto
alberger process
Alpinia strobiliformis
Atedaun, L.
aurous potassium cyanide
be broke to the world
beefsteak begonias
blubs
Bouquet of orchids
burtts corner
busra (bozrah)
census report
chuanshan series
coeds
collateral sulci of cerebrum
comma-point
corme porto
critical temperature range
degrees of polymerization
depth of respiration
design margin
difference transfer ratio
doll sb up
drop pipe
duzze peres
electro-mechanical
envelop oneself in
eugonic
Eumvcetin
ex-militaries
explosion line
fellicate
First Fleet
first motion
floating display
furnage
gauthe
gemellus (pl. gemelli)
Georges Point
glacial flora
healthinesses
hem(o)erythrin
horn timber
house-style
inoffensible
ion pump
iris wipe
isolated interstice
ITS-90
kinematic oceanography
L. V. R.
LCCC
lime-sulfur
Lopermid
Loran grid
lumber freeboard mark of summer
mangope
maramies
mck
membranae reticulata
monobrmide
monophase current
Moslemizes
new fallen
nitriding hardening
noncleaving
odourousness
oidiormycotic
peltately
personal connection
Portable electric heater
potential regulator
preased
pyrvinium embonate
Quetzalapa
rabi al-awwal
radices cranialis
reflexes
regulator n.
roaming-rights
scarre
session commitment unit
Spirochaeta intestrnalis
steroid-dependent dermatitis
Storrow whirling hygrometer
supermart
syntrichia norvegica
thrust correction
tindells
tracer isotope
ultrashort-lived
unbiased critical region of type a
unequall
unguerdoned
up to trap
vanadium cell
Vilnyus
virusscans
viscosity curve
vouloir
wozen